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'Why should I want to make anything up? Life’s bad enough as it is without wanting to invent any more of it' -Marvin -Bi-coastal: 2 coasts, 1 ocean

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@standorn @PoliticusSarah Yep. Here in Australia it’s Labrador on toast for breakfast, beagle pies for lunch and shih tzu stew for dinner. Poodle parfait is always a stylish way to end a meal, and of course when we say “gourmet puppy treats,” we’re not talking about something FOR the little critters…

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@thenextbarstool @PoliticusSarah Apparently they were cheeselines. You stood in the “breadlines” for cheese.

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@PoliticusSarah Greetings from unarmed Australia! Wow who knew (besides Rep Boebert) that there was a causal correlation between puppy treats and guns in the community? I’ll think about that while I go hunt down some sausage dogs for dinner.

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@KrispyOz31 @julesfurious Me too! Still wondering what it was I didn’t say that was so offensive 🙅

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@DubesAustralia @SenatorWong Saya sangat menerimakasih bahwa Menteri @SenatorWong mewakili kami/kita dengan martabat dan kehormatan itu yang begitu besar 🙏

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@bearvier Batman

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@Siba_1R1 @KibyDesign_ I must have missed the part where she identified the company 🤔

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@DeansKevin Current score:
Plague: 6million+
Feeeeelings: 0
When people criticise me for wearing a mask, I tell them I don’t like their shoes or jacket or whatever and ask them if they’re going to change their clothing choices to make me happy. So far, no one has said they will. 🤔🤷‍♀️😷

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@jaboukie A daily dose of Koori Brotha’s calm, kind wisdom goes a long way to restoring perspective #indigenouswisdom https://t.co/zn03yCugzI @mrngunnawal

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Yhuun yheedun buural Ngunna dhaara. Yhuuramuulun Yhurwun Yhuuramuulun gaaur. Yhuuramuulun mulangari Ngunna dhaara. Have a great journey today. Sing with the birds, dance with the wind. And shine with the Sun. If that’s to hard, then just give as many smiles out as you can. Share.

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@Converse if you make green shoes wth heart 🖤 on right toe, call it #MaiteRodriguez ,send profits to charities that work to protect kids fm gun crime &/or Maite’s scholarship in MarineScience at @IslandCampus ,I will buy them. @aqua__ana @davidhogg111 @McConaughey pic:SusanWalsh

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@thecrookedyarn @Leo_Puglisi6 Official term: figger

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@thespecialbka I think I’ve got it: they’re anti-vax but pro-test.

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@Bunny2015907371 @GladysB @NSWHealth @SkyNewsAust But all from same person? Possibly some other journos there are capable of asking relevant questions? Also maybe my objectv in watching briefing is diffrnt to others: I watch for Covid info update;for me, venue for analysis of past decisions is elsewhere.Others might disagree 🤷‍♀️

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Who is that awful rude man who turns up every day at @gladysb @NSWHealth presser & bulldozes over real journos to bark SAME idiotic inflammatory questions every day?My guess is @SkyNewsAust ? None of his questions are helpful or useful. He’s irritating like a horsefly #COVID19nsw

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@italymonaco @GladysB @NSWHealth @SkyNewsAust Rudeness is speaking over @GladysB & others while thr answering, & also butting in over other journos trying to ask questions, which might very well be incisive or at least not same questions over & over. But who’d know, as apparently no one else’s questions are worthy.

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@MikeCarlton01 The guy who’s won the gold medal in making it all about him?

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Dear NSW construction industry (shut down for 2 weeks, incandescent with outrage),
We realise you’re late to the party, but welcome to the pandemic. Get over yourselves.
Sincerely,
Airlines & travel industry (shut down for 16 months & counting; grateful for JobKeeper)
@GladysB

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@TrungTPhan Surely you could get some subsidies to manufacture in Kansas?

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Australia's government will not buy Johnson & Johnson vaccine because it is too similar to AstraZeneca, and "hopes" the majority of the population will be immunised by the end of 2021 — 4.6 doses for every 100 people have been administered so far
https://t.co/Loit42zRLw

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@bonkerseh @WhenTurn @RonniSalt Because it was a FEDERAL govt purchase. D’oh.