Slipper Thurston

I'm an Italian greyhound. A lover of opera, a castrati. I'm sightless and have lost my hairs. I like cheese. I like cheese a lot.

[Slipper Thurston @SlipTheHound]

@VincentRocket You n Frankie be da best friends evah!

[Slipper Thurston @SlipTheHound]

@Frankietheig I am. I'm glad you were here : )

[Slipper Thurston @SlipTheHound]

@VincentRocket he be da cock of da wok. Oops, can I say dat?

[Slipper Thurston @SlipTheHound]

@VincentRocket Mom sez our time is up cuz she's gotta get ready for work. We'll talk again. Beagle or Baby may get an account soon

[Slipper Thurston @SlipTheHound]

@VincentRocket No, just on da shell.

[Slipper Thurston @SlipTheHound]

@VincentRocket BOL!!! Yup. He be in da dawg house. I don't know why he be so ornery already. He just a baby

[Slipper Thurston @SlipTheHound]

@Frankietheig mom don't see da star : (

[Slipper Thurston @SlipTheHound]

@VincentRocket we gona be getting a whole lotta eggs. We gotta hen dat sposed to lay blue or green eggs

[Slipper Thurston @SlipTheHound]

@VincentRocket she won't luff him, he part a$$.... she sez. Dey all live in da dog kennel temporarily

[Slipper Thurston @SlipTheHound]

@Frankietheig My mom sez she luffs you, Frankie. She don't know how to do da favoriting of da tweets on tweetdeck

[Slipper Thurston @SlipTheHound]

@VincentRocket dat be our plan. We hasta work together. We don't buy seeds dat are associated wif Monsanto either

[Slipper Thurston @SlipTheHound]

@Frankietheig Wot dey be an authority of?

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@VincentRocket It will be da 1st time ever but she sez if 12 yr old 4H kids can do it, so can she

[Slipper Thurston @SlipTheHound]

@VincentRocket mom sez dat too! We buy gmo free grain for da hens. It be made mosly of peanuts.

[Slipper Thurston @SlipTheHound]

@VincentRocket well, V-Dawg, times r tuff. Dat be a little roast chicken as far as mom be concerned. For thanksgiving.

[Slipper Thurston @SlipTheHound]

@Frankietheig Frankie, be brave little man! Duck n cover in times of danger, dat be a good rule

[Slipper Thurston @SlipTheHound]

@VincentRocket it probly be evil Monsanto grains and der plan be to stinkify efurryone to def so dey can tae over da planet

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@VincentRocket mom be pretty dang sure 'bout dat. 1 rooster, 3 pullets (girlz)

[Slipper Thurston @SlipTheHound]

@VincentRocket it be eliminated altogether. I'm grain-free dude!

[Slipper Thurston @SlipTheHound]

@VincentRocket no, I think it converts it to sleepy cuz all I do is sleep anymore