Slipdance

Embodiment of Inertia // Largely ignorant of Twitter customs and etiquette //Portrait intentionally blank to prevent preconceptions

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If I say something you find offensive, presume it's out of ignorance and not out of malice.

If you're willing to forgive me for offending you and share your viewpoint, I'll be willing to forgive you for forgetting I can't read your damn mind and listen to what you have to say.

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@kokokokourou04 @nyankorooow The nyakuza?

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@Mikoko38 Best not to ask what flavor it is. 🥾💥😬

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@sparkle_akoga That’s not skin, that’s an everything bagel

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@NatureNexus4321 “‘More pancake for me’? No, brother. No pancake for either of us!”

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@WeForOurNature Human flavored pork rinds

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@Rabiat01 @boluwatife3xni Pizza party? You must be on first shift, otherwise you would have said ‘empty pizza boxes’ instead.

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@AgudaHenry Well, I don’t think I can finish my pecan pie now…

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@Tipsall001 That’s fair. After all, does the Afro transform the user, or does the user transform to match the Afro?

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@StonerJesus So in other words, ‘be prepared to have all that stuff we wished on others happen to us, too’.

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@murgoten And lo, they doth becomst pillow friends!

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@xenoberium @degeneratefr3ak He should take it! If they won’t air respectful, praiseworthy things about him it doesn’t matter if they’re in the UK or not. He should revoke their broadcast license anyway!

…what?

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@MichelleLCSWR @Mightie836 @MisfitPatriot Do not underestimate MAGA tenacity! They will endure hardships beyond imagination, withstand pain and suffering that would turn your hair white, and remain steadfast through the most tumultuous times…

just to make sure that someone different from them has it worse than they do!

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@MisfitPatriot This is my new favorite parody account

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@Milajoy In a stunning gesture of humility and good faith, the GOP are going to graciously host a victory parade for Talarico right through downtown Dallas. They’ll even provide the convertible!

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@totokero55 @Dabbert0 Did the delivering doctor die 7 days later?

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@vidsthatgohard Those derogatory terms from Freeza are gonna hit different.

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@DisneyScoopGuy Yaaay, I’m a llama again!