wake up. 6am. hard as rock. ready to fuck the day. breakfast. 500ml of MCT oil. wash it down with a raw egg. yeah. i do keto. next thing ya know i’m out the door. doin lunges. throw my kettlebell at a Honda Civic. i’m facing 3 years in prison. my point? harden up. get after it.
a lotta people who glance at my content don’t realise that i’m actually mad progressive and loving.
i’m just fuckin around and tryna make jokes. you can stay pressed if you like but i’m probably already on your side.