Elijah 🐝⏳

one day at a time

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

You MUST by all means develop a strong opinion of yourself so you don't end up internalizing the beliefs others have of you.

[Elijah 🐝⏳ @SlipperyDILF]

@Teller_Banks357 This is a banger

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Bob Odenkirk has returned as Saul Goodman in a new video celebrating 250 years of America.

[Brad “Backwood” Birch @brad_birch69]

Female friend got drunk last night and sent me her titties #whatdatmean

[alice @hcsrih]

I'm never drinking again

[ヤ @MatekoBenzaX]

The vampire after I cover my entire body with garlic except my meat

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

kisses girlfriend twice
hits emote

[bart @soxbart]

“It’s filled with popcorn.”

Yeah not falling for that. Literally how they tricked Troy.

[Komander Xander @KomanderXander]

I know guys who almost exclusively go after married women because they are easier to have sex with than single women

[autist @litteralyme0]

Cars was released 20 years ago today

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

we have to find a way to communicate with them

[ULYSSES ✨ @WEREHAW]

youre telling me *that* emote is of a fish getting her eggs scrambled and it wasnt just her pogging

[BR°kēñ🥷 @Angle__wix]

This is far better than clubbing and womanizing.

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

"fuck these bitches want from a nigga"

[LUCKI! @NEPTUNEFLAWLES]

These hoes don’t be shit but life lessons

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

take it personal. at this age, people are 100% aware.

[dakota @im2hai]

i get high and start acting like butters from south park

[edris✨ @supremxe]

The sound editor was spamming the FUCK out of the roars in these movies 😭