SlipperyJit87

Functioning alcoholic with minor mental retardation / Frozen foods enthusiast / Sexually active on occasion

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@PeterMfucks Sold mine a few years back because I was hurting for beer money. Miss him every day

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@mccrystal_alex If this were tonight’s refs giroux would’ve been in the box for hitting the golden boy too hard

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5$ coffee from a lesbian w my 50 year old coworker really making up for getting absolutely bent over at work today, so glad my college degree is really going to use

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I WILL NEVER NEVER BE SOBER

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Does anyone know where the love of god goes?

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All of these guys won the MVP by the way

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Drake Maye joins an elite QB club with 200+ passing yards & 100+ passer rating in 7+ consecutive games within a season at any age:

🏆 Aaron Rodgers (2011, 2020)
🏆 Tom Brady (2007)
🏆 Peyton Manning (2004)
🏆 Patrick Mahomes (2018)

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Back like I never left #lank

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Come on blue that was clearly a strike

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@petitekoalas Time to double it up on MNF

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Josh Allen just funded a month long bender for me

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@CoverBuffalo DM homie

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Boss scored me at a 5.9/10 on the retarded scale (10 being full blown Down syndrome). Nicest thing he’s ever said to me

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@packfan2005

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Really putting my college degree to work today!

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This, a beer, and dome from a tall blond chick #expand

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As far across the country from home I can possibly be. First bar I happen to sniff out happens to have a touchtunes and 3 dollar high lifes. #GotANoseForThisShit

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@petitekoalas Other place of employment after losing the job is a power move

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Airport beers on the fine Phoenix afternoon. See you soon #scuba

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2 hours on the smoker. Well worth it

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Alec Bohm is fucking terrible Jesus Christ