💦Slippery Secret💦

masturbating, probably.......

I licked @cat_fvr so he's mine now.

[💦Slippery Secret💦 @SlipperySecret]

If I was a guy for 24 hours
I'd run around trying to find
things to stick my dick in
for the whole entire 24 hours.

[AliBunz🙃 @NinaBeaner13]

I hate feeling like you asked about me only so you could talk about you.

[Dreamer @ElgatoEsmio]

Never underestimate the power of advertisers to push the boundaries of stupidity

[ДρøℂДℓУρ✞îℂ ฬ๏๓คภ ⋆⭒˚.⋆ @W0nderW0manW0w]

you’ll get there in some lifetime

[Psycho Suka @PsychoSuka]

You're never too old to eat ass

[Festus @neledmax]

Maybe always being alone doesn't mean I am alone

[Bearded & Fluffy 🍺🤪🍺🤪 @ChiTownTim27]

Life is too short to pretend you're not into some kinky shit.

[ДρøℂДℓУρ✞îℂ ฬ๏๓คภ ⋆⭒˚.⋆ @W0nderW0manW0w]

not being reactive is true power

[E~ville @E_Ville13]

Today seems like a good day to just not.

[TattoosBeardNGuns @DaddyBugsio]

If I say “No Issues”

There are issues

[Humphrey U Bogart @OfficialUBogart]

I aint about to take no lip from a bitch that looks like an unseasoned chicken

[Jay @Jay1972Jay]

Anyway.

[Bearded & Fluffy 🍺🤪🍺🤪 @ChiTownTim27]

You think you're can hurt me?

I'm an introvert. I practice conversations with people I will never ever talk to

[Stewnami @stewnami]

Sorry, but there’s no subtitles for my interpretive dancing

[\𝕽𝖊𝖌𝕬𝖓𝖉𝖞/5-0 🦸🏾‍♂️🦇🎉 @RegAndy76]

#WonderWoman85
(Lynda Carter) 🌟
@jojoeroticpoet
@PriscillaPetra1

[Horatio Quartzjixler @Quartzjixler]

It's a good thing that I have never been given access to an arena's t-shirt cannon because I would aim for people no more than six feet away from me who aren't paying attention.

[Horatio Quartzjixler @Quartzjixler]

Dear Social Media App Engineers,
STOP MOVING THE PAUSE AND MUTE BUTTONS FOR VIDEOS!
Signed,
Everyone

[Festus @neledmax]

I guess quiet and keeping to myself are just my default settings

[Psycho Suka @PsychoSuka]

I miss all the ass and pussy eating tweets tbh

[Horatio Quartzjixler @Quartzjixler]

*uploads a looped slow-motion video of her eating a hot dog to a digital picture frame in Walmart*

[Marcmywords @Marcmywords2]

I said it was a joke, I didn’t say it was funny.