slippin jimmy

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

You could probably Waterboard a lot of Information out of me. I have a Very low tolerance for Discomfort

[ercie ꕤ @ercutaf]

hiding in a separate break room from my talkative coworker and he still found me

[Tevin @YourBudTevin]

“Fucking the text man for texts”, “Young hoes cook everything on high”, “Omg you people can’t do anything” and “We’ve extensively talked about this, you’re just 21” are the four greatest tweets ever made.

The philosophical impact cannot be understated. Socratic level thinking

[Kai🫐🌻🫧 @kairo7news]

They called him Backpack because his mama carried him around because he had an injured leg 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 I LOVE YOU BACKPACK 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Mesh Mesh💞 @mothermesha]

The real reason I ain’t pressed to have kids cause who gone watch the baby???? Me????

[⋆⁺₊⋆ jessica ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ 🍉 @ItsMrsRabbitToU]

Dudes couldn’t shut up about Lindsay Clancy but quiet af about Cornell University

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

“A fish doesn’t know land. Doesn’t make grass niche”

[Vintage.NewJersey @VintageNJ1]

Runaway toilets at MetLife Stadium

[jade @emoshoota]

im smoking my cart on the patio and can smell someone smoking real weed

[lungs @pleadedguilt]

That alcohol will have me Communicating

[slippin jimmy @SlippinJim44226]

idc about taylor but musically its the same nothingburger

[slippin jimmy @SlippinJim44226]

#oomf on ig hating on taylor swift and then posting a video of them at an empire of the sun concert

[Amelia™ @RealiaAmelia]

i never considered that you used to have to send a letter to the newspaper to make this sort of tweet

[Culture~ @backriz_dub]

Y'all ever smoke pissed off and feel the hate leave your body ....

[RatTrap Leviathan @RatTraptheclown]

Well my girl wants to play with her pussy and you’re over here playing with her time

[Meg @heirmeg]

tmobile tuesday got lipo?

[cely ☆ @meowwsnoopp]

I don’t gaf I’ll be sexting at work