Slippin Jimmy!

Pokémon Champions player! VGC enthusiast! — Tailwind! Encore! Moonblast!

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@creepydotorg …. She was portrayed as just a mentally ill college girl. Her weight was 0% of her storyline

You’re lucky I don’t punch your fucking lights out

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@shenastyTCG The only part of that I can somewhat see a non competitive player not knowing is AV

I think you’re lying

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@khazarAntlers Infernape, Meowscarada, and Feraligatr :)

Your followers have tremendous taste

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@hotgrippz Start snorting drugs in the bathroom. That is if you are willing to substitute the outside for a bathroom

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@wellspringmask @Not_heKtikVGC It is the #1 official competitive format for the #1 most profitable media franchise in the world

Every single other thing besides VGC will stop being supported before VGC

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@TheLiTKiTT @CujoeTV @joshg0tti1 Or piss 😋🤤

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@PixylMoon Not having Floette is probably a big reason

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@ValiVGC @MoggyOh When Champions was new I ran into a guy running Mega Sco next to an EQ Machamp lmao

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@Madzisbadz__ @KoiPhish_ I understand that, but smaller locals that people wouldn’t have to travel for are probably not going to allow mobile either. That’s what really gets my goat. I’d like to go to locals in my area and compete and I just can’t.

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@togekissqueen @rajawtheflatass Sadly not standard Zard Y

32+ Atk Huge Power Mega Starmie Liquidation vs. 20 HP / 29 Def Mega Charizard Y in Sun: 126-150 (72.8 - 86.7%) -- 2HKO

She then gets smoked by 8 SpA SBeam

8+ SpA Mega Charizard Y Solar Beam vs. 2 HP / 0 SpD Mega Starmie: 148-176 (108 - 128.4%) -- OHKO

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@sappy_satanica @no_dupes I mean it quad resists Heat Wave, Weather Ball and Solar Beam. You don’t really need to waste a moveslot on non-STAB Rock Slide. Dragon Dance, Protect, and double STAB is how Zard X should be ran.

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@wilsonbosc0 @PKSparkxx I think you might be projecting lmao

I’ve been maining Mega Pyroar for the past month and hover around mb2 & 1. Nice try though champ!

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@AbrandNewMac Yes, it is a bad mega. There is a lack of E-Terrain synergy (Seeds + a mon of Raging Bolt’s caliber to spam Rising Voltage)

It’s pretty unjustifiable.

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@SoliSolitaires Lmao no

I’m not a God of VGC or anything but every season I start at the 1750s

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@mitfoid And you aren’t the person in your profile picture

I’m not calling Tulip here beautiful, that’d be a lie, but how do you so shamelessly larp as a hot girl when you are so obviously a fat euro trash chud

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@Smogolem Magearna in particular would be too much. Even non-mega Mag. Keep that clanker the fuck out of Champs.

Mons like Mew, Jirachi, Celebi, etc. wouldn’t even be meta.

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@LeleBestScarfer Write that down, write that down!

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@TheMophia @HugeBeepo Explain how in any way shape or form this isn’t accurate. You can’t, your brain tells you Pyroar sucks because you don’t like Pyroar.