Uriel Perez

Hi 🦾🤖

[Uriel Perez @SlitherStone]

Because of you, I am no longer afraid to set my food for 3 minutes in the microwave.

[Uriel Perez @SlitherStone]

Being vulnerable should be private, it’s not a show. No one wants to see you broken and if they did, would you want them to witness it?

[Uriel Perez @SlitherStone]

Ear restored to factory setting.

[Uriel Perez @SlitherStone]

Nothing humbles you faster than scrolling to confirm your birth year.

[Uriel Perez @SlitherStone]

I love queuing up a Netflix show just to ignore it while I’m glued to my phone.

[Uriel Perez @SlitherStone]

Take control of what you can control.
Build a foundation your life’s work will stand strong on.

[Uriel Perez @SlitherStone]

Just prepped myself a cup of strawberry Nesquik with marshmallows.

#Callthecops

[Uriel Perez @SlitherStone]

God gave me everything but I wanted more, so he gave me glasses.

[Uriel Perez @SlitherStone]

Do that thing.

[Uriel Perez @SlitherStone]

If something doesn’t grow, it rots.

[Uriel Perez @SlitherStone]

The devil just went - “Ah shit, he’s up”

[Uriel Perez @SlitherStone]

This playlist, I felt like it was me vs me at the gym today.

https://t.co/q5mwLUQoD9

[Uriel Perez @SlitherStone]

You turn off a candle flame by putting the lid back on, 😱 This Is Hidden Witchcraft Secrets!

[Uriel Perez @SlitherStone]

Bud Lights are only 110 calories, no pasa nada.

[Uriel Perez @SlitherStone]

When the game says,

“You can’t expect to win them all”

Well shoot,
I can’t expect to lose them all either!

[Uriel Perez @SlitherStone]

I want to win.

[Uriel Perez @SlitherStone]

The body rest, but the soul lives on.