smartest man alive

[Steve Will Do It @stevewilldoit]

Fuck it I’m giving a $10,000 watch to someone who likes and retweets and follows me . Will respond in 24 hours . Will ship u a Rolex next day on god.

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

1 weird little retard bitch worth 1000 bitches

[smartest man alive @Sllversurferr]

News flash… I freaked it

[smartest man alive @Sllversurferr]

A cheeky lil pint heals all wounds

[smartest man alive @Sllversurferr]

Boutta pull up to my job on heroin for April fools

[meggy @megtardd]

do you ever look at a man and think…I know that guy does some serioussss jacking off

[smartest man alive @Sllversurferr]

News flash buddy…. I don’t give a damn

[smartest man alive @Sllversurferr]

@KiidDavie

[paige @BonerWizard]

me at 3am trying to decide if I want a spoon of peanut butter or a handful of shredded cheese as a snack

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

she got bpd being precious 2 me disorder

[Big 🐰 @FreddieGibbs]

Why I ain’t never seen this chapter?

[prash @abIondedlife]

Y’ALL 😭😭😭😭

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

this how ur friend who wanted to go home 3 hours ago be looking at u