Slo Sho Bro 🦊🎮

Assistant to the regional manager @KenduGames

[Slo Sho Bro 🦊🎮 @SloShoBro]

I haven’t cared this much about a project in a long time. The team are good but the people who seem to love this game before they even know its title are on another level

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Update: still cooking. Still weird. Still taking our time.

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Oh hey. Just checking in:

– Devs still arguing
– Water is too blue
– Zero release date crimes

Thanks for the patience, gamers.

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Ok now I KNOW I’ve seen that pup somewhere!

Hmmmm

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Gamers really have to pull out a calculator to work out how much it will cost them to “unlock” and “enjoy” everything a game released today has to offer.

Sounds exhausting!

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We recognise that pup from somewhere…

Who wants to know where??

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We’re not sending you on a quest to “collect them all”

We’re sending you on a quest to question why you would.

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Lore shouldn’t vanish when the map gets bigger.

We like to hide ours where you’ll trip over it by accident.

[Slo Sho Bro 🦊🎮 @SloShoBro]

People will revisit this later and be frustrated they didn’t realise how on-the-nose it was.

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You ever hear the ocean call your name?

Don’t answer. It remembers things you don’t.

[Slo Sho Bro 🦊🎮 @SloShoBro]

@KenduGames I guarantee it!

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Our Lead Programmer assures us…

Every line of code is written with equal parts caffeine and regret.

[Slo Sho Bro 🦊🎮 @SloShoBro]

A glimpse into the mind of a game dev

[CoopKenduraptor 🦊🎮 @WhatDidCoopSay]

How did $Kendu get the dragon ball?

Let’s just say it’s a dog eat dog world out there…

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To clarify: Coop did not work on Bluey or Dragon Ball Z.

He just likes chaos, caffeine, and drawing things that make the marketing team nervous.

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We don’t do ‘good’ or ‘evil’ endings.

We do ‘you’re gonna need a walk after that one.’

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You ever save a game, turn it off, then immediately wonder if you saved it?

That’s the human condition, right there.

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We like the game. The suits don’t.

That’s why we’re building it.

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For those wondering if you’ll need to battle scalpers to unlock something cool in-game… don’t worry.

At Kendu Games we only lock shiny stuff behind existential dread, not third-party retailers.

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We don’t believe in time-gating. We believe in you staring at a dialogue choice for 12 minutes straight.

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We don’t do pay-to-win. You’ll lose fair and square, the way nature intended.

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Boss: one hit kills you

Gamer: ok but hear me out… what if I remove my pants and roll faster?