Sloan McKay🥑

[Sloan McKay🥑 @SloanMcKay]

@jaredtking you are a hard person to get in contact with.
I believe something of yours may have been sent to me in the mail by accident. Please message me privately at your earliest convenience.

[Jared Goff @JaredGoff16]

I went to Jared.

Gotta take care of the guys up front for always watching out for me all season. #JaredParter @thatsjared

[Sloan McKay🥑 @SloanMcKay]

@MaxxxyMooo @sneerid Dude I am going through these comments trying to piece together this thread

[youngjee💤 @yjcxoxo]

telling my kids this was squid game

[keegs @KeegsOnline]

Drake is the type of guy to say “mi mi mi mi mi mi mi” when he snores

[𝒫𝒶𝓉𝓇𝒾𝒸𝓀 𝒮𝒽𝓊𝒸𝓀 @PShuck]

Did the CDC recommend a virtual Met Gala or nah?

[DopeSelfLoveAffirmations @DopeSelfLoveQu1]

You can’t grow with people who don’t love how growth looks on you.

[MiNO 🙂‍↕️ @minobrino]

Who said 30 minutes is enough time for an ADULT to have a lunch break ?!

[STAR ✭ @iamstardeshay]

Sisterhood is important. I wish that on every woman. To find a real friend, a real sister.

[☪︎ @Iushwrld]

i dont think people understand how observant i am, like im really not a fool.

[Jay Nedaj @JayNedaj]

Baby I got Amazon Prime & an air fryer.. you not finna talk to me any kinda fuckin way

[𓃹 @porcel444in]

heavy snow in madrid and it was enough for someone to sculpt venus de milo

[Santana @Santana_rGeorge]

How does Mario feel knowing Trump has been in Peach twice

[1ALLURE @THANKS1ALLURE]

Pulled a you on you and now we don’t talk anymore

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i just got the vaccine and the microchip that’s now in my brain came with another free U2 album

[Richard Graus @r_graus]

Hearing a rumor just now that the insurrectionists were provided with interior maps of the Capitol by three House representatives. If true, these legislators should be expelled from Congress and charged with crimes. THIS IS NO JOKE.

[Sloan McKay🥑 @SloanMcKay]

ok so this is just a thought but like what if the Mayans were right about the end of the world but just got the numbers mixed around and it wasn’t 2012 the person who documented their scribes was just dyslexic and meant to write 2021 instead