Kristi

[Kristi @SlocumKristi]

@lufthansa why is flight LX055 cancelled?

[Justin Timberlake @jtimberlake]

Hey guys... it's May.

[Kristi @SlocumKristi]

@maryizzo1 https://t.co/Phf6ezfe8P

[Her Campus @HerCampus]

How does the #unicornfrappuccino taste? We went on a mission to find out 🦄

[Kristi @SlocumKristi]

@hannahswans #blessed also you sound like Lynnie

[Julian Edelman @Edelman11]

boys in blue trackin down tb12's jersey, told ya we'd find it bubs #tbt

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

Hey @realDonaldTrump u up?

[Kristi @SlocumKristi]

#WhereisBeyonce 👑🐝🐝

[MAMA MARS @HeyPariss]

Me jumping to conclusions

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

bachelor contestant: i literally bashed my ex boyfriends head in with a stiletto

the bachelor: wow thank you for sharing your soul with me

[Kristi @SlocumKristi]

@chrissyteigen 's tweets are the only thing keeping me sane today 🙌

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

Comes with fries #3wordsbetterthanIloveyou

[Corinne's Nanny @corinnesnanny]

Took 3 days for me to blow up the bouncy house. My lungs are spent! So worth it to provide a fairy tale dream for my Corinne. #thebachelor

[Kristi @SlocumKristi]

The fact that there is a @corinnesnanny account #done 😂

[Kristi @SlocumKristi]

Packers winning + dad discovering selfie camera =

[. @josiecosmos]

...bad thang. Fine as hell. Thick as fuck. Oh my god, that's my baby. https://t.co/V7BbZLIwvi

[Kristi @SlocumKristi]

Sunday scaries when @NUGGETqueen takes over your facetiming your mom

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

People in LA are deathly afraid of gluten. I swear to god, you could rob a liquor store in this city with a bagel.