Bryce Dover

Trying to not die. Poorly.

[Bryce Dover @SlomoMomo]

Idiocracy wasn’t supposed to be a documentary Americans.

[Bryce Dover @SlomoMomo]

@elonmusk is full of shit when he talks about “free speech” and keeps deleting my tweets that he doesn’t like.

#ElonMuskIsaGiantTurd

[Bryce Dover @SlomoMomo]

@elonmusk why’d you delete my tweet when I’m a nobody? Afraid that news of you being a pedophile will gain traction and then your little secret will be out?

#ElonIsAPedophile #ElonFucksKids

[Bryce Dover @SlomoMomo]

@elonmusk why you fucking kids bro? We all know you can’t keep a woman happy, but you really think that just because you have a child sized dick that it’s okay to fuck kids? Wtf dude.

#ElonMuskIsaGiantTurd #ElonFucksKids
#ElonIsAPedophile

[Bryce Dover @SlomoMomo]

@elonmusk is a butt hussy

[Bryce Dover @SlomoMomo]

@ZoraTunicLink @JustinRoiland I just got stuck at the exact same spot! Hopefully they come out for a fix. I had just beat Douglas and got the gun, went thru the fans, and died in the next room. When I spawned back the fan was covered by a door :(

[Bryce Dover @SlomoMomo]

Deleting all social media. If you need to get a hold of me, text me. If you don’t have my number. You prolly don’t need to text me.

And for future reference, If you have my number, you’re welcome at my funeral.

[Bryce Dover @SlomoMomo]

@Mike762255 @renz1266 @USArmy A current member of the military can’t openly speak negatively of the military until they’re out. They’re property of the government homie. There are repercussions for actions like that while you’re still serving.

[Bryce Dover @SlomoMomo]

Been up for an hour and I’m already over all of this shit.

[Bryce Dover @SlomoMomo]

Why bother

[Bryce Dover @SlomoMomo]

Just not gonna talk to you today and see what happens

[Bryce Dover @SlomoMomo]

At least my dogs seem to care about me.

[Bryce Dover @SlomoMomo]

Why do I have to be the jealous type

[Bryce Dover @SlomoMomo]

I hate waking up without you by my side.

[Bryce Dover @SlomoMomo]

Money don’t help with the pain where the drugs at

[Bryce Dover @SlomoMomo]

Whenever I wanna die and can’t shake the feeling I go to cemeteries, envious of those buried here because at least they don’t have to deal with the curse of feelings anymore.

[Bryce Dover @SlomoMomo]

You’re confusing as hell

[Bryce Dover @SlomoMomo]

I honest to god didn’t know if I was gonna wake up this morning. Guess I did.

[Bryce Dover @SlomoMomo]

Not sure if tired or just drugs. Guess we’ll find out in the morning.

[Bryce Dover @SlomoMomo]

I am so fucking tired of arguing