Slomo Shenberger

I'm a Burger in slow motion

[Slomo Shenberger @SlomoShenberger]

@RotoWireNFL @RobDemovsky -They are not worried about losing because he IS missing the game.
Or
-They are not worried about his shoulder because he won’t miss the game.

Shrodingers Golden

[RBT @SamuelBrownRBT]

Everything that has happened to the Titans since trading AJ Brown:

*Titans have the worst record in the NFL at 19-54 since

*Eventually led to firing of Mike Vrabel

* Record since firing Mike Vrabel is 6-33 (have won 2 home games + 1 division game total in 3 seasons)

*AJ Brown won a Super Bowl and Mike Vrabel made a Super Bowl

*AJ Brown had more Super Bowl appearances with the Eagles than Treylon Burks had receiving touchdowns with the Titans

*Have scored 17.2 Points per game since the trade, the worst in the NFL.

*Let Derrick Henry walk without trying to re-sign him

*Derrick Henry has 732 more rushing yards and 22 more rushing touchdowns than the entire Titans RB room combined since leaving

*Traded Malik Willis to the Packers for a 7th rounder only for him to beat us 27 days later as the starting QB by 16 points

*Traded the leader of our defense, Kevin Byard (to the Eagles, of course) for two 2024 draft picks + player…none of those players are still on the Titans two seasons later.

*Lost Mike Keith - the voice of the Titans for 27 years and one of the best in the entire industry - to the University of Tennessee

*Lost Lance Smith - their longtime on field game-day host and hype man

*Have never replaced Lance Smith and the game day production is one of the worst in professional sports

*Lowest attendance numbers since Nissan Stadium opened in 1999.

*Dropped the Greek mythology bit from the Titans branding so no one knows what the Titans even mean anymore

Every decision made is the wrong one and if you do that long enough and you get Hell on Earth.

[Slomo Shenberger @SlomoShenberger]

@DougJudy123 @JoeOrrico It must be… and you’re just as kind as you are smart

[Slomo Shenberger @SlomoShenberger]

@DougJudy123 @JoeOrrico You’re so smart

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@DougJudy123 @JoeOrrico You got some insider info on concussion protocol you want to share?

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@AustinAbbott Jamar Chase or Josh downs?

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@JoeOrrico Good rankings but I’d be too impatient to roster Mahomes waiting for his recovery

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Emanuel Wilson decision

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@The_Oddsmaker Hear me out…. Why isn’t Brissett higher?
I get he’s not elite in a neutral matchup, but look at who else has been posting elite numbers against the cowboys so far!
Do we really think Bam Knight is the reason for the 31-37 final score?

[Slomo Shenberger @SlomoShenberger]

@FantasyPros am I using the app wrong?
It’s telling me to SIT this week’s TE2 and start this week’s TE5.

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@RossTuckerNFL 32

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@EricNMoody Darren Waller or Hunter Henry?

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@minakimes 😂

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@joeorrico 🏆

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@AdamSche1fer Fake account people

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@AtiNFL @joeorrico I prefer him to Nico and Ashton by a hair,.. not touching ARSt.B, CMC anywhere in the top12

[Slomo Shenberger @SlomoShenberger]

@NoExpertFF You misspelled Jayden Reed

[trey wingo @wingoz]

Since this play the @ChicagoBears have: disciplined a corner, lost 3 straight, haven’t scored a touchdown and fired their OC. One play wrecked their season