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how does a cowboy say hello?

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Mustache 🤤🤤🤤

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Crazy painful workday that only a kitkat chunky could fix

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Whenever I get the raisins in the trail mix I put them on the puter' 😂✌️

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I’d have muscles by tomorrow if overexertion wasnt a thing

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Something something suspects in my murder mystery graphic novel I'm slowly chipping away at

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If someone sends recommends you a song does that make it free game to use on your Instagram story?

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What do straight men listen to when they catch a slutty vibe?

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Whenever people talk about the Gen z passing out at concerts epidemic I have no choice but to stay quiet

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New OC stuff!! they don't smell very good but I love them anyways ❤️

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I relate so heavily with the horse that can be lead to water but can't be forced to drink. I don't like drinking water when people force me to either. I understand him so much he's so me.

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I used to go around telling people I was a tsundere in grade 5 and no one knew what I was talking about so everytime someone asks me in the present day if I know what a tsundere is now I sigh a breath of relief that they don't know just how much I actually do know about tsunderes

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Thinking someone cares when I tell them about the story I'm writing is like thinking the stripper likes you

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Got my paycheck, discord call to draw in the plans, street fighter session in the plans, kbbq in the plans, planning on putting more stuff in the plans, body pillow cover in the shopping cart, the sun is shining, its warm outside, the grass is green, life is so incredibly awesome

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@xcxnotcharli CUTE!!

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@xcxnotcharli WHICH POKÉMON??

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Part of why I haven't told my mom I'm bisexual yet is because when I mention my male friends she loves being like "omg is that your boyfriend?" And imagine having to deal with that for my friends who are women too. I wouldn't be able to mention any new friends around her ever

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Man being bisexual is so awesome. I love being bisexual. It's such a great experience I love being bisexual. I'm so happy I'm bi in this life and if reincarnation exists I hope I'm bisexual every other life too. Being bisexual rocks

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People who post on Instagram create mode kill me. I don’t care how complex you think your thoughts are, they will never be too good for Twitter

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@No_1Angle And they weren’t even around for old grimes