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“Kill the part of you that cringes.” No.

Gay male. Orthorexic. Schizo-posting wall flower.

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@omgsidewalks You’re using logic. Your statement critically ignores the fact that people are actually fucking retarded

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@oelma__ “Still” fym I abandoned those for most of my teens and 20s. I’m reclaiming my time

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@JohnMarston9338 @Lispy_Dipshit A bit of YMCA pool with a hint of walnut

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@NeolibCicero @dancantstream Also pretty good range on that one

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I love people. people are great

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@boomboomclang @cwchris_ So you’re hitting away from it?

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@bigprotoballs @TheNameIsGlam Allegations turned out to be nothing so enjoy hating!

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@plastickfox What’s that left antenna

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@plastickfox @RemuRawr Bro did not disappoint 😭🤩🤩🤩🤩

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@its_The_Dr Mamdani is giving this proper attention while republicans are worried about a different anniversary.

Yall have broken every tenant you stood for.

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@Pirijh @oliver__online 23 & 32 *

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The awful thing about fawning behavior is how you treat people that truly give you space and don’t intimidate you. You treat them like SHIT.

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“Apple is years behind the game as usual”

Bro I am not exaggerating when I say I’ve seen ZERO folding phones out in the wild; only on display at the front of Best Buy

iPhone duo will be different

I feel like you can’t claim to be “early” to the game if ur product never sells

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@plastickfox Literally the best follow-bait I have ever seen. Cant wait to see it

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If an old lady stops to let me walk in front of her because “I’m sorry you’re just scaring me” is that aura or laura

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“People who hate the flea idea lack proper socialization”

Bro instead of saying hi you came up behind me and put a clothespin on me like??

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@DATDUMBYOTE Hugging fursuiters from behind without asking is now legal

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@DatCatHiro Absolutely schizo take

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@POPUFUR This happens tho