Ernest the Slowpoke

I ended a drought that one time.

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@CakeGoesInHere @AzuOnMelody I'll say. *sniffs her uniform* oh god

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@ZeroRanma Hey, Ranma, what would happen if someone was fucking you in your girl form, and then you suddenly changed back? Thanx in advance

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@ImmortalWitch @LienHosokawa Woah, woah, woah, did you know she's 15? That's called "pedophilia" where I'm from.

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@AzuOnMelody hi ive heard ur band after school lunch break its really good big fan

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@TrolightSparkle http://t.co/1oj1hGLp scandalous

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@PPG_Bubbles_ Ah, a Powerpuff Girl...I've heard of you...unbeatable, they say...but can you defeat me? *takes down building w/ a punch*

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@ImmortalWitch @LadyPalutena I don't like black olives though.

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@LiscenseToKill @Furry_King_Woif That's a very good idea. Also, hi, I'm Agent 008...I've been sent to kill you *shoots you through the head*

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@RoyalDayShift *winks* *laughtrack*

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@LadyPalutena I'm famous??

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@RoyalDayShift No, it's the term bronies give to jacking off to cartoon ponies.

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@Furry_King_Woif I will never die.

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@LadyPalutena but u seem to be mad at me even tho ive never talked 2 u b4

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@Furry_King_Woif Shhh.

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@LadyPalutena how do u know me??

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@LadyPalutena @immortalwitch can i have some

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@Rosalina_Galaxy @BowserVonKuppa Shipping it.

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@ImmortalWitch @LienHosokawa I'm pretty happy with it, I don't know about you guys.

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@RoyalDayShift dear princess celestia, do u know what 'clopping' is?

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@Rosalina_Galaxy @BowserVonKuppa ;ooo