Poop “Girth” Johnson

Bag chaser I 300 yard driver I Beer drinker

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Self dox (I’m not Kevin Durant btw)

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PK Suban looks like he’s about to board the mayflower #stanleycup

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@SANTANABURNER7 @J0hnsonMcBalls

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This shit has me ROLLING
Put the Stanley cup back on lmao #netanyahu

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@NCAA84Overall Hope I’m not too late, make sure you get a “that’s what she said” joke in as early as possible

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#expand tf out of forgotten search engine belts

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@kclairerogers You have no idea how expensive these bitches are until you need to buy your first one

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@buschlitebaddie @J0hnsonMcBalls how did you get caught lacking this many times???

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@J0hnsonMcBalls @peadiiddy A guy can’t even Larp in peace anymore

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@peadiiddy The kind of thing that doesn’t show up on a scouting report but you just can’t afford to miss come draft time

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@derriusg5ive Kim jong un would love ESPN

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@Locknado Nuts bonkers

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Other new hire on my team is a #beast #dudesrock

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@LASHYBILLS @TherealMikeO

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@J0hnsonMcBalls @GibsonMatt8218 It would’ve said 5

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Old highschool teacher called me last night to tell me the ex wife was talking shit at the bar. Anyways, bagel with cream cheese and whatever this pill is my mom gave me.

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Please tell me this whole graduation thing is just a salvia trip and I can get back to clapping freshman buns tomorrow #unc

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@sportsfan_318 Buddy I’m gonna tweet about my dumbass grandkids

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Preesh Indigo #Expand

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Graduating in 24 hours #FUCKKKKKKK