Wyatt Baird

[Wyatt Baird @SloparTheCondro]

The Pulitzer Prize, contrary to popular belief, is not the most prestigious award in journalism. It is being killed by the CIA.

[Wyatt Baird @SloparTheCondro]

@elonmuskADO 56

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Yo is @Walmart okay? When did they start selling totaled Subarus?

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@stephsecretwit

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@sammyyystonerrr Now you can start living out of spite.

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It works once again!

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https://t.co/Q8ARiPgbAT

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When I’m not on here being a troll, I am quite productive

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@awlivv69 You’re not actually wearing any underwear and you photo shopped those ones on… dope

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https://t.co/IRLXRrXJnR

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@emilysullivanz Calling cap, but the world will never know

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@emilysullivanz I don’t know, where do people go on first dates? I’ve always taken all my dates to The Mint in Belgrade.

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@emilysullivanz We all have to get paid somehow. Especially in this economy.

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@rubysfree When you’re blind screwing in a bolt and it goes in smoothly

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@alltimelodyy Where’s the R2 socks???

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@SpookyUnagi Does a bear shit in the woods?

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@badmiamimami

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@kendeeznutz222 Of course we would all text back fast, most of guys dms are dry

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@imnotemmajones 34DDD

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