SloppyRobbie

Home to the highest, sloppiest Robbies.

[SloppyRobbie @SloppieRobbie]

It’s me obviously!

[SloppyRobbie @SloppieRobbie]

@millie_hs #plutonians

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Fuck you jack’o’lantern#aids

[SloppyRobbie @SloppieRobbie]

Hydration Nation

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Why don’t we start a pampers grass farm?

[SloppyRobbie @SloppieRobbie]

Jack is a bitch #bitch

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Have you hugged a tunnel today?

[Jonny Sharples @JonnyGabriel]

"We showed everyone what we were all aboot, eh"

[court @uspellCoUrTNey]

When I cook with cilantro I throw in a little soap too so no one feels genetically superior to anyone else

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

Sometimes when pissing and shitting isn’t enough, drastic measures need to be taken. I’m speaking, of course, about ejaculate. Amen

[SloppyRobbie @SloppieRobbie]

I’m like a golden caramel god - Roberto somewhere in Greece

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@H4nn4htheG Put em in some wine and you have a drunk snack

[Hannah :) @xhanguyyx]

I just don’t understand how people like coconut

[SloppyRobbie @SloppieRobbie]

@H4nn4htheG Big up the Polish

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When the polish bouncer kicks you out of Chem

[SloppyRobbie @SloppieRobbie]

@AimeeRamsay I think you meant vensday

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@millie_hs Bro nah because the world is flat

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@H4nn4htheG *do ket with their dogs

[abs @abbyhoward26]

cleveland news has officially lost their minds...

[Fatboy Slim @FatboySlim]

Today we lost one of the sweetest souls. Bill Withers RIP. A more gentle, poetic and dignified man you will struggle to find. He was gracious enough to let me sample him on ‘demons’. Check out ‘Grandma’s Hands’ to remember one of soul music’s finest songwriters... xxx

[SloppyRobbie @SloppieRobbie]

This guy isn’t even rich and he drives like a dickhead