Schlem King

The Personification of Powgility. Enjoy the Bald.

[Schlem King @SloppyPapi75]

Congratulations to all those that graduated this weekend!
You thought life was bullshit before?
You're in for a real treat.
#lol #graduate

[Schlem King @SloppyPapi75]

@POTUS Bro, it's gonna bust out.

[Schlem King @SloppyPapi75]

@desmonddaddy

[Dr. Hunter S. Thompson @GonzoVice]

Truth is weirder than any fiction I've seen.

[Schlem King @SloppyPapi75]

He ate the whole thing. Taste your shame.

[Schlem King @SloppyPapi75]

It's yummy. How bout we call it "The-One-That-Cannot-Be-Named"?
#PizzaLabThursday #voldemort #secretsauce #samuraicook https://t.co/WMXU7y5OSq

[Brau Bros Brewing @BrauBeer]

Pizza Lab Day - Big Mac Pizza. We'll be serving until we get the cease and desist! #hamburgler #TastesLikeTheRealThing #PizzaLabThursday

[Schlem King @SloppyPapi75]

I threw up coffee in the shower.
#MondayMotivation

[Schlem King @SloppyPapi75]

#NewProfilePic

[Schlem King @SloppyPapi75]

My Powgility is at venti grillion today.

[Schlem King @SloppyPapi75]

Weekend plans https://t.co/A4i8fOt6HD

[Dr. Hunter S. Thompson @GonzoVice]

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers...

[Schlem King @SloppyPapi75]

Why?

[Schlem King @SloppyPapi75]

Moist

[Schlem King @SloppyPapi75]

"I don't know what happened to all the pieces. Someone must have lost them." -Anonymous

[Schlem King @SloppyPapi75]

#HappyCameronDay

[Schlem King @SloppyPapi75]

#mothersday

[Schlem King @SloppyPapi75]

You're getting the best of what I got left. #SaturdayThoughts #samuraicook

[Schlem King @SloppyPapi75]

#SaturdayMorning

[Schlem King @SloppyPapi75]

Moist. #fridayfeeling

[Schlem King @SloppyPapi75]

Moist. #almostforgot

[Schlem King @SloppyPapi75]

You should try it. The sauce is on point and the chicken was fried & pulled, just for this!
When it comes to this town, do something out of the ordinary. Go out and eat, like normal, but then ENJOY the food you consume. #enjoyment #samuraicook #alfredo #pizza https://t.co/wpXDqGObXR

[Brau Bros Brewing @BrauBeer]

Pizza Lab Day. Chix Alfredo Pizza on house made sweet malt crust. @SloppyPapi75 hits a home run!!