Sloss

The longer I live on this planet, the more I understand why roosters scream as soon as they wake up

[Sloss @Slosssss]

Fuck it, science videos thread:

https://t.co/dvZcixVjT2

[Sloss @Slosssss]

This the shit I love

[New York Post @nypost]

Marine veteran fights off 4 hooded teens who tried to carjack him at gunpoint in broad daylight https://t.co/sfw9Y300H0

[j @grimeywonder1]

american imagining a better time: “remember when walmart was open at night”

[MLB @MLB]

Brandon Marsh homers in a 3rd straight game as the @Phillies take the series win!

[Josh Reynolds @JoshReynolds24]

We need to seriously talk about the season that Brandon Marsh is having WAY more than we currently are…

He’s been absolutely unbelievable. Feels like the offense has slowly found itself over the last month & I cannot imagine where we’d be without him

[Mr. Star Spangled MAGA @4thOfJuly365]

Watching footage from WW2 makes me realize how brave this generation was and how pathetic the current one is.

[goma @soigomaa]

cool, cant wait to never hear about it again

[Talking Friars @TalkingFriars]

"Soto decided not to run!"

$765 million by the way...Yikes

[evil sinister fucking komodo dragon (bio/paleoomf) @GarlotsBack]

Posts that could only be produced by humans and no other species in the galaxy

[Lara Korte @lara_korte]

CENTCOM has released this photo of an F-16 refueling in an "undisclosed location."

[David Moscrop @David_Moscrop]

Really torn here.

[Sloss @Slosssss]

Love that they slipped in the Rhys Hoskins bat spike

[Baseball Performances @MLBPerformances]

Every Bryce Harper home run on baseball’s biggest stages.

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

Thought I was being a cool parent letting my teenage boy design a shirt for our petting farm. All it had to say was "please don't touch the wildlife". Before I show you, be warned that the little menace sold over 500 of them. This is what he came up with:

[Moriö @tebogstaT]

When she thinks she’s competing with other girls but she’s actually competing with how happy I am alone.

[Hans Fiene 🦬 @HansFiene]

Sorry, but there's no way you're building a billion mile long ship for sixteen dollars

[Bad Pancake @baseba11rodeo]

I’m tired of pretending this isnt funny

[blaire @pissshit90001]

I think about this tweet Often

[SleeperPhillies @SleeperPhillies]

Everyone talking about “It’s June 1st, that means Aj Brown is getting traded”

Real ones know what June truly means

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Thank you for everything, A.J. 💚