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Ghost of secretdonkey, maybe. Slow AF

['dro🐰 @Clowndro]

Corn kernel, you are about to embark upon a most amazing journey

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@eyewasbored Sweet fucking Jesus. Also, I looked this house up on Google street view because it's on our regular bicycle route. It's completely blurred out there. Weird.

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Tested positive for Wordle

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Do you even Wordle, bro?

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@Ceralion73 Ouch! Hope meds/treatment can resolve it quickly

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@Woozle_Taffy Love the teeshirts!

[Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart]

God: *creates humans*

Angel: “Only two legs?”

God: “Yup”

Angel: “Won’t they fall over a lot?”

God: “I know, right?”

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@FabulousMsM There were more produce recalls announced today. Hope you bounce back quick!

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@heatharcadia I saw a coyote (and took pics) in the middle of Travis Heights not too long ago, so I’d bet you saw what you think you saw.

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@ampbcrp Feel ya! I have a good relationship with coffee now but for years I’d go from “not enough coffee” to “too much coffee” without any sweet spot in between.

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Not even a witch ought to be caught on the bottom of America's spew-infested waterways. Google it if you don't believe me.

[Cynth.. @cinderellashado]

The word, imbiot, came out of my mouth today. It's a cross between imbecile and idiot. I like it 😊

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@Ceralion73 Nice! 219 was HARD!

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NFL stands for non-fungible league, right?

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Turns out Jack Lord was the star of the original Hawaii Five-O series and not an achievement badge you can earn on PornHub. I guess I owe a few of you an apology.

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@chokahauntus That’s a turtle head

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These dogs being patient waiting for dinner like me being patient waiting for the new Wordle.

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