Steven A. Sloth

you may have seen my brother Syd on ice age, he was a pussy, #TeamSteve

[Steven A. Sloth @Sloth_Steve]

if you are really curious, this is what i have actually been busy with #PopeSloth

[Steven A. Sloth @Sloth_Steve]

heard that @WordsFromCWise is a real grade-a bitch

[Steven A. Sloth @Sloth_Steve]

sorry dudes i'v been out of the twittersphere for a minute, but heyy im back! #StevenASlothForPresident

[Steven A. Sloth @Sloth_Steve]

#LetsBeHonest i look more human than lil wayne does....

[Steven A. Sloth @Sloth_Steve]

yeah! thirty thursday! good thing about being as slow as i am, by the time i get to the bar its schwasted saturday

[Steven A. Sloth @Sloth_Steve]

damn, sorry guys, its been a second since iv been online, some bitch tried to steal my phone #Swerve

[Steven A. Sloth @Sloth_Steve]

and thats what we like to call, grade-a bitch-made

[Steven A. Sloth @Sloth_Steve]

this girl started to get all into her feelings when after we banged, i said swerve bitch and pushed her out the tree real quick..

[Steven A. Sloth @Sloth_Steve]

twitter just told me i need to make mine more "beautiful" i mean shoot isn't a picture of me good enough? im pretty damn sexy if you ask me

[Steven A. Sloth @Sloth_Steve]

gotta learn how to bake a cake, bitches love cakes

[Steven A. Sloth @Sloth_Steve]

havent seen mom since she walked out on me and dad... she said something about my crack addiction and how its making me slower, like i care

[Steven A. Sloth @Sloth_Steve]

what you bitches mean i'm slow? shit im just enjoying life not giving a fuck

[Steven A. Sloth @Sloth_Steve]

I want 100 followers by the time i get out of my tree... that give you guys about 5 weeks

[Steven A. Sloth @Sloth_Steve]

lets be honest, if it takes you more time to do your makeup then it does for me to climb down from the tree, your fake

[Steven A. Sloth @Sloth_Steve]

@TimmyTimTim2 heard your gunna be sippin on wine coolers tonight, bein a real bitch

[Steven A. Sloth @Sloth_Steve]

@Terrance_wise me and good ole bill were throwin down Jager bombs last weekend

[Steven A. Sloth @Sloth_Steve]

just got done hot boxin....

[Steven A. Sloth @Sloth_Steve]

@SaassySloth well take your time girl, we can take things "slow"

[Steven A. Sloth @Sloth_Steve]

you see that girl trying to tell me my grammar is wrong? yeah maybe if i was a nasty naked human and not an epic sloth it would be

[Steven A. Sloth @Sloth_Steve]

@STQueal who are you? grammar police??