𝐃𝐰𝐲𝐞𝐫 | 𝐇𝐨𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞

Go to pour my coffee and I miss my cup, look in the mirror and say "What's up you useless fuck?" | FERP | 18+ | i: kitune_n

[𝐃𝐰𝐲𝐞𝐫 | 𝐇𝐨𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞 @SlothfulService]

𝐁𝐫𝐮𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐬 on both 𝙢𝙮 𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘴 for 𝙮𝙤𝙪
Don't say '𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞' or '𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎'
𝙄 do what 𝙄 want when 𝙄'𝙢 wanting to
𝙈𝙮 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘭, so 𝐜𝐲𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥

[Fire Emblem Birthdays @FEBirthdayBot]

Happy birthday Jakob!

[𝐃𝐰𝐲𝐞𝐫 | 𝐇𝐨𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞 @SlothfulService]

@SunriseSummoner Hm. Good.

[𝐃𝐰𝐲𝐞𝐫 | 𝐇𝐨𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞 @SlothfulService]

I get all of my work done with far greater speed and efficiency than my useless father. I just do it on my own schedule.

[Summoner Dawn 🌅 @SunriseSummoner]

Dwyer is a bum

[Fire Emblem Birthdays @FEBirthdayBot]

Happy birthday Ophelia!

[𝐃𝐰𝐲𝐞𝐫 | 𝐇𝐨𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞 @SlothfulService]

Whoops.

[茅嶋@Skeb募集中 @ka84_]

#FEif ミタマちゃん誕生日おめでとう♡

[あき汰 @kita_282]

ジョーカーつめあわせ
#FireEmblem #FEif

[𝐃𝐰𝐲𝐞𝐫 | 𝐇𝐨𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞 @SlothfulService]

@_G0LDENSKIES much appreciated. i'll try not to take advantage of your hospitality, at least not more than i can offer in exchange.

[𝐃𝐰𝐲𝐞𝐫 | 𝐇𝐨𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞 @SlothfulService]

@_G0LDENSKIES I don't hate my comrades or anything... They're just a lot to handle.

[𝐃𝐰𝐲𝐞𝐫 | 𝐇𝐨𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞 @SlothfulService]

@_G0LDENSKIES I have a fairly good intuition... But I wouldn't mind an explanation.

( He refills his cup and offers the same to her. )

You're far easier to listen to than most people I know.

[𝐃𝐰𝐲𝐞𝐫 | 𝐇𝐨𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞 @SlothfulService]

Velouria...

[selthonin @starmarten_]

me

[𝐃𝐰𝐲𝐞𝐫 | 𝐇𝐨𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞 @SlothfulService]

@_G0LDENSKIES Raccoons?

[ He thinks about the Wolfskin making a mess and shivers. ]

So long as I can go back and forth easily, I'll ensure there are no infestations.

[𝐃𝐰𝐲𝐞𝐫 | 𝐇𝐨𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞 @SlothfulService]

@_G0LDENSKIES That doesn't sound so bad... I usually get my own daily chores done within an hour, so spending time away from the castle is no issue.

[𝐃𝐰𝐲𝐞𝐫 | 𝐇𝐨𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞 @SlothfulService]

@_G0LDENSKIES Interesting... I'll keep it safe.

( He tucks the flower into his suit and nods. )

Then I suppose that's settled. Do you have a preference for when I come?

[𝐃𝐰𝐲𝐞𝐫 | 𝐇𝐨𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞 @SlothfulService]

@_G0LDENSKIES ( He examines the flower carefully. )

... How exactly? I know it's magic, but not how to activate it.

[𝐃𝐰𝐲𝐞𝐫 | 𝐇𝐨𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞 @SlothfulService]

@_G0LDENSKIES I may be able to fit that into my schedule... But I'll need transportation.

[𝐃𝐰𝐲𝐞𝐫 | 𝐇𝐨𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞 @SlothfulService]

@_G0LDENSKIES Are you looking for an extra set of hands? There's still at least a few decades before he kicks off, so I can pick up more side gigs.

[𝐃𝐰𝐲𝐞𝐫 | 𝐇𝐨𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞 @SlothfulService]

@_G0LDENSKIES I could certainly seek work elsewhere if I wished... But I am quite fond of our lord. When my old man retires, I'll take his place.

[𝐃𝐰𝐲𝐞𝐫 | 𝐇𝐨𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞 @SlothfulService]

@_G0LDENSKIES Work with may be a stretch... We have the same employer, but stay out of the other's business.

[𝐃𝐰𝐲𝐞𝐫 | 𝐇𝐨𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞 @SlothfulService]

@_G0LDENSKIES My good for nothing father is still our liege's personal assistant, so I handle more... General tasks. Tending to the needs of all our allies, keeping the living quarters tidy, and such.