Slow Idahoez

[Slow Idahoez @SlowIdahoProbz]

"I just ate a cheeto that tasted like a wiener"
"I'd eat sooo many wieners if they tasted like Cheetos"

[Slow Idahoez @SlowIdahoProbz]

"I just realized the next test I'll probably take is a pregnancy test.." #seniors

[Slow Idahoez @SlowIdahoProbz]

"I got $25 for my books. That's 25 natty tall boys tonight"

[Slow Idahoez @SlowIdahoProbz]

"I may not have my dignity but at least I have my hair tie" #NameThatHousemate

[Slow Idahoez @SlowIdahoProbz]

ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli

[Slow Idahoez @SlowIdahoProbz]

You know wine night has gotten aggressive when everyone wants a bottle of wine BEFORE we leave 🍷

[Slow Idahoez @SlowIdahoProbz]

"The shift dresses are $38? If Lilly Pulitzer was alive she would never let this happen" #NameThatHousemate

[Slow Idahoez @SlowIdahoProbz]

"Peeing in the boys bathroom was exhilarating" #NameThatHousemate

[Slow Idahoez @SlowIdahoProbz]

Hour 4 of staying in tonight: "I've taken to staring at inanimate objects while drinking water"

[Slow Idahoez @SlowIdahoProbz]

"Whys the house so dead right now? Is this what's it's normally like on Wednesday evenings when were out at wine night?"

[Slow Idahoez @SlowIdahoProbz]

"'A Bug's Life' scared me when I was younger. I was afraid that's what the bugs were actually doing!" #NameThatHousemate

[Slow Idahoez @SlowIdahoProbz]

"I have so many condoms, like 100. I'm just trying to get rid of them" #NameThatHousemate

[Slow Idahoez @SlowIdahoProbz]

"Ross Gellar? That sounds familiar did he go to Miami?"

[Slow Idahoez @SlowIdahoProbz]

"I want a BBQ and queso fountain at my wedding" #NameThatHousemate

[Slow Idahoez @SlowIdahoProbz]

edward forty hands tonight aka if you see us uptown run fast & far in the opposite direction

[Slow Idahoez @SlowIdahoProbz]

"A stray dog approached me at the library so at least I have that going for me..."

[Slow Idahoez @SlowIdahoProbz]

Name those housemates who yelled at someone to stop kissing at new bar yesterday, then fought them and got kicked out

[Slow Idahoez @SlowIdahoProbz]

"My biggest fear is that I will get way to fat and get stuck somewhere then die..."

[Slow Idahoez @SlowIdahoProbz]

"When's summers shoulders start moving you know it's real"

[Slow Idahoez @SlowIdahoProbz]

Biggest lie guys tell: "I just wanna cuddle".
-"yea right, naked with your penis inside me, maybe"