Aaron Benoit 🦑🧠

Space-Born Jellyfish Hate Life On Earth

[Aaron Benoit 🦑🧠 @SlowPass]

Me, every time I go to a Regal Cinema, and before the movie some film student plays the ad they made where people eat popcorn and drink Coke and they say “I hope you enjoy my film,” and I immediately say, “Not a film,” not shouting but loud enough that everyone around me can hear

[Daniel Howat @howatdk]

Tell me your favorite moment you ever experienced in a movie theater. GO.

[Aaron Benoit 🦑🧠 @SlowPass]

@yatinbrooklyn 🫡

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@yatinbrooklyn $250 😬 Luckily it was a Christmas present from mom!

[Aaron Benoit 🦑🧠 @SlowPass]

Stoppenheimer, droppenheimer
Shut em down open up shoppenheimer

[Aaron Benoit 🦑🧠 @SlowPass]

If there’s no secret Jay Z concert tomorrow then cut the library’s funding

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🙃

[Aaron Benoit 🦑🧠 @SlowPass]

@DaveCoIon Tell Hyrule that

[Aaron Benoit 🦑🧠 @SlowPass]

The blood moon rises once again…

[Aaron Benoit 🦑🧠 @SlowPass]

I got Ewinged

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@abrahamjoseph

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If you come for my right to show a movie in class in May after a long school year when I just can’t anymore I may leave the profession https://t.co/lpFCFqRJ6m

[Aaron Benoit 🦑🧠 @SlowPass]

Shoutout to the most obstinate people on earth who after decades of audio evidence otherwise still insist on pronouncing it MAIRio

[Aaron Benoit 🦑🧠 @SlowPass]

@havinghope10 Nope. That was 7 years ago. 5 years after the LCD Soundsystem’s final show at Madison Square Garden.

[Aaron Benoit 🦑🧠 @SlowPass]

12 years ago LCD Soundsystem had their last show ever

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Maybe we wouldn’t be in the state we are in as a country today if we had gone to the same lengths as Japan to avoid the Noid https://t.co/c1143L3TG0

[Aaron Benoit 🦑🧠 @SlowPass]

Aaand now it’s 3:00. Please tell me this is the last time we’re doing that.

[Aaron Benoit 🦑🧠 @SlowPass]

Who can forget those classic lyrics to “Take Five”

[Aaron Benoit 🦑🧠 @SlowPass]

What the fuck happened to the Tetris trilogy?

https://t.co/YBuDwAWrYL

[Aaron Benoit 🦑🧠 @SlowPass]

Tubi’s best commercial is really “you could be watching Mr. and Mrs. Smith with commercials right now” and it works

[Aaron Benoit 🦑🧠 @SlowPass]

Love the balls of this organization to cover the enormous pictures of all the stars they’ve traded away with this