Slow Poker

Just another poker show? Not so fast.

[Slow Poker @SlowPokerTime]

Nice try @BetMGMPoker but only I decide whether nothing's funner than wearing wigs for a month.

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Runner runner, nothing funner!
@LuckySpewy1 @blakevogdes

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Congrats on your poker reality show @KmartPoker but frankly it could use some raw emotion like this.

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@BetMGMPoker @ARIAPoker

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Forever committed to the bit.

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We REALLY enjoyed watching @SlowPokerTime wander around the casino for four days, looking for this cleaning bot 😭

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Poker bot and real-time assistance at a major casino? 🤔

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@BetMGMPoker

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@JamieKerstetter @TDPaulCampbell @PokerBabeBoss @ARIAPoker @BetMGMPoker If you can wait a few weeks I can DM you pics from my mantle.

[Slow Poker @SlowPokerTime]

@Stapes As it turns out, my wife did graduate from one of the top business schools with really good grades.

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@hundenrufus @pokerorg @BetMGMPoker Well, my attempts to pry just one stranger out of POKER ONLY POKER ONLY NOTHING ELSE COMPUTES I REFUSE TO PROCESS ANYTHING ELSE myopia has failed. I'll try again in a year.

[Slow Poker @SlowPokerTime]

X cheers to my incredible wife of Y+ years. Can’t wait for the next Z together.

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@hundenrufus @pokerorg @BetMGMPoker

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@hundenrufus @pokerorg @BetMGMPoker Nah, I get too loose in MTTs, jamming a hand as weak as queens when deep down I know I'm behind: https://t.co/0b3OgKW1Ii

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How to Be a Poker Champion

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@TakePenny8 @pokerorg @BetMGMPoker Sounds like someone was chasing diamond draws...

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@hundenrufus @pokerorg @BetMGMPoker But I'm that dude.

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Don't go chasing diamond draws. ♦️♦️☠️

@BetMGMPoker @SlowPokerTime

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@hundenrufus @pokerorg @BetMGMPoker Who's miserable?

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Is he REALLY folding KINGS again??

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Poker ain't over 'til it's over

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How to Be a Poker Champion

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Why did he just fold a ROYAL FLUSH?!?

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