Slow_Lucic

The greatest player in Edmonton Oilers history, Lover of Food, Very Slow, Middle School Education.

[Slow_Lucic @Slow_Lucic]

You can compare my effort level to February. Every 4th year I put in a little bit of extra effort but I'm still the shortest month. #LAKings

[Slow_Lucic @Slow_Lucic]

Why would you tweet this? Stick to awful hockey takes https://t.co/8jpxIY6KHg

[Dale Arnold @DaleEArnold]

Think anyone up there is having a good day. #SanQuentin

[Days of Y'Orr @DaysofYOrr]

Can we call the Backes-Nash-Nash line "Bangers and Nash"

[Slow_Lucic @Slow_Lucic]

Guys, I'm pleased to announced I've been traded to the Sacramento Kings. Staying in CA indefinitely. #Cali4Life

[Slow_Lucic @Slow_Lucic]

What should I do today for my quarter century birthday?

[Slow_Lucic @Slow_Lucic]

I want @VlasicStork pickles. #vlasic

[Slow_Lucic @Slow_Lucic]

WSH is definitely #TeamJacob.

[Mike Billings @MikeBillings16]

@Slow_Lucic @cfeeney12 approves of this cheese reference.

[Slow_Lucic @Slow_Lucic]

Pecorino Romano playing sticky cheese tonight. I want pasta now. #Ducks #Nashville #nhlplayoffs #NHL

[Slow_Lucic @Slow_Lucic]

Rask looked like me in a kiddy pool. #beachedwhale

[Slow_Lucic @Slow_Lucic]

Panera makes delicious sandwiches, doesn't play hockey so well. #Bruins #Blackhawks

[Slow_Lucic @Slow_Lucic]

@ItsReaITyga I saw that on the last episode of Downton Abbey. You cultured bro.

[Slow_Lucic @Slow_Lucic]

Joey isn't going to pull down a fraction of the ass that Bieber does, but he has twice the talent. #GRAMMYs

[Slow_Lucic @Slow_Lucic]

Dollar gets me ten, there are no strings on Johnny Depp's guitar. #GRAMMYs #JackReacher

[Slow_Lucic @Slow_Lucic]

Wait. Why are there so many Athens in the South? Georgia and Alabama? So many. #GRAMMYs

[Slow_Lucic @Slow_Lucic]

If I took a shit and smeared it on my upper lip it would look better than @justinbieber's mustache. #GRAMMYs

[Slow_Lucic @Slow_Lucic]

Remember when blue M&Ms were new? Love me some peanut M&Ms. #GRAMMYs

[Slow_Lucic @Slow_Lucic]

Ok I admit it, I dressed Stevie Wonder tonight. #GRAMMYs

[Slow_Lucic @Slow_Lucic]

The worst thing about the #GRAMMYs is Lionel Richie.

[Slow_Lucic @Slow_Lucic]

Lt. Dan giving a shout out to the troops. #GRAMMYs