SlowbroMerchant

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What a beautiful card, this one is getting its own throne.

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@JimbaMillard @NFL_DovKleiman @RapSheet You keep Kirk’s name out your mouth. He’s the best QB the NFL has ever seen @MonkeClapper

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@Christos_Oik @Grrted Yea my first like 2 days with my new monitor and gamesir I was shooting straight ass. I was on a 60hz monitor from like 2018 and now I use a Gamesir G7 HE and a AOC 240hz monitor. And I’m still not used to it but I can play so much better now lmao….catastrophic adjustment.

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@yx_pluto @Cape_Cobra94 @ApexLiveComms Sometimes I’m like “damn I got absolutely shit on” and then I just look at my screen as they do 222 from far with a havoc with no attachments and 0 recoil 💀

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@Christos_Oik @Grrted Yea I got masters on my shitty base controller and I got a gamesir one coming soon so I hope it makes a difference

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@HitGuacBottomTV Just use vantage and ping everyone. If you ping an enemy and do 0 damage to em and your tm8 kills em you still get an assist. Easy KP

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@Christos_Oik @Grrted That’s why I just do t run aim assist. Every update it seems like they change it

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@GAMERLIFE1981 @Jukesiti Bro just died to a caustic trap

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@Chambo_afc @Revngeful Yea and they still lose.

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@TLawwwwwww @MarvelousMike94 Just don’t be lazy lmfao price your shit the night before or morning of. Not that hard. Vendors don’t need to fumble to find the highest sold on a card the second someone comes up.

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@TLawwwwwww @MarvelousMike94 Sounds like not my problem 😭🙏

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@Hellaorganics At this point I’m about to list my PSA 1 pop Q jumbo gengar for 100k

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Some games I get tm8s who were 100% boosted to high diamond/masters and then I get some plats and diamonds who drop an easy 15 kills 4.2k dmg back to back. problem is finding the right people to play with. Sometimes when I join groups and if they dont play the same style as me we all do shit. But being solo Q so much I’ve been getting better at adapting and learning to run away lmfao.

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@ChronicallyMadx Just run caustic. Easiest 1700 RP I’ve gained in a while.

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Ask if there will be a system where diamonds and below will be in their own ranked pool instead of diamonds getting plat and gold tm8s while the entire lobby is preds. Kind of like a cutoff where once you hit masters it’s a different kind of lobby? It’s just masters and preds in a lobby.

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@Dorkstrict @PlayApex How you were that match

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@AHamberghini @ChaoticBull420 Give me that aim assist then. Apex’s aim assist is straight dog ass I turned that shit off. I’ve only had aim assist work for me in the firing range.

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@lemonlimerivals @KingWaspy That’s how I was. When I played vantage some games I was wiping teams before they even got close and then some games I was shooting straight shit. I just changed to caustic and bully people in buildings and spam toxic quips at preds while their tm8s die in the same room as me.

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@DaJanTRO @rjustluna It’s funny cause last split I had a bunch of people that added me call me dog shit and to uninstall. But as soon as I got masters almost every game I’d have 3-4 invites from people to come play.

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@BarbieFPS I hardly queue with people because of how toxic most people are but solo Q in plat is beyond easy and then you get to D2 and D1…..misery no enjoyment.