Garrett Slocum

[Scott Van Pelt @notthefakeSVP]

There really aren’t any rules. You just go to court. If it fails, go to court again until a judge says you’re all set.

Want a 7th year?

Sure

Broke rules?

Ahhhh, it’s fine.

There AREN’T any rules.

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

A Chrysler 300 look like a Phantom until a Phantom pull up.

[Garrett Slocum @Slowdaddy17]

@yoxics Probably took this screenshot at 5pm yesterday when he got on early. Everyone knows he usually starts at 7

[Garrett Slocum @Slowdaddy17]

@StoolMintzy Knowing Mintzy he probably canceled his car insurance

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

This might be the best gift I have ever received… a real Mike Leach call sheet!!

Thank you so much Sawyer, this means the world to me.

[Garrett Slocum @Slowdaddy17]

@WallStreetApes Not trying to defend it but how’s it money laundering if they actually used the money to build a new part of the road? Thats not money laundering, thats just wasteful spending

[Garrett Slocum @Slowdaddy17]

@BBallSchoILL Imagine Aaron Donald absolutely demolishing Chet Homlgren😂

[Garrett Slocum @Slowdaddy17]

@SSN_Alabama Dude threw for over 3,000 yards last season and you’re really questioning his throwing motion?

[Garrett Slocum @Slowdaddy17]

@JWill_205 If he plays anything like Phillip Rivers then I think we’re good lol

[Garrett Slocum @Slowdaddy17]

@AuPropaganda “He must’ve hit a growth spurt. He got like 4” taller”

[Garrett Slocum @Slowdaddy17]

@AllAubarn @2MKJ7 Deuce himself said that all Freeze talked about was money lol

[Garrett Slocum @Slowdaddy17]

@StuartDonald Well he’s stuck now lol

[Garrett Slocum @Slowdaddy17]

@Blain_Crain In a QB poor draft class he could possibly go 1st or 2nd round

[Garrett Slocum @Slowdaddy17]

@Lane_Kiffin 100% he tried to get her snap after this was taken

[Garrett Slocum @Slowdaddy17]

@SSN_USF Dude still won’t stfu about a former coach months after he left. Get over it.

[Garrett Slocum @Slowdaddy17]

@TheBoysOOCC The show peaked season 1

[Garrett Slocum @Slowdaddy17]

@martymush Couldn’t even win with a pro on their roster against an unranked team at home

[Garrett Slocum @Slowdaddy17]

@samstein Will definitely get a tummy ache but he will be consoled by a Heisman and national championship trophy so he won’t care

[Saint Zoe 🇺🇸🇭🇹 @Jupinapapi3]

Fernando Mendoza looks like he makes his animal crackers fight each other before he eats them

[Garrett Slocum @Slowdaddy17]

@BoardGeniuses Be prepared to overpay for a ton of guys that won’t play up to the standard. Hugh threw massive amounts of money at players just to get them to come. Just ask Deuce