Tarris

Hi, I'm Tarris.

[Tarris @SlugDealer]

Can’t wait until Mr Beast clones himself.

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I haven’t been posting, but you know I stayed posted😴

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Pick any Girlscout. ANY FUCKING GIRLSCOUT. I'm winning every time.

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Joe Biden is NOT surving a bag of these

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@nyamelli you're right.

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I'll let a bitch gaslight me for a little bit of head.

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Mr. Beast just unlocked the N word pass.

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About to go to sleep with my keys in my pocket.

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@SUBWAY I already did. I haven’t gotten a response yet.

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MAN WTF @SUBWAY Fucked up my order... I order double bacon... AND I GOT NO FUCKING BACON!!!

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I always thought Instagram was a weed delivery service, and Instacart was a cart delivery service.

[Tarris @SlugDealer]

I have nothing but absolute DISAPPOINTMENT for the Rocket League players that I get queued up with.

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The only D she's gonna get is Disappointed...

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Shitting with the door open>>>>>

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Are you an old lady’s purse? Cause I just want to run away with you😩

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*tucking in my girl with daddy issues*
Me: yep, that ain’t going nowhere.

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*shits my pants*
Me: hmm, must be the house settling

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Didn’t know what to do after sex, so I handed her my business card.

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Snapchat: Are you sure you want to abandon your snapsterpiece?
Yes bro. It’s a picture of my fucking cock…

[Tarris @SlugDealer]

Worker: hey, welcome to the lost and found
Me: hey, any clits show up here recently?