stale bone

Real slug rapidly consuming bread.

[stale bone @Slugath0re]

brb, opening some form of pseudo-clinic that focuses on rogerian psychotherapy but also offers cheese boards and calling it cheese and whine

[karen han @karenyhan]

:)

[Kyle MacLachlan @Kyle_MacLachlan]

Remember...never skip out on leg day. #TwinPeaks

[stale bone @Slugath0re]

@cerealwarz When I was in Berlin someone gave me a lil zine they were putting out regularly w what good shows were on, are u going dere?

[stale bone @Slugath0re]

@sweetiealert Where u find this freshly cursed shirt ? ❗️

[stale bone @Slugath0re]

@cerealwarz a soft mullet

[stale bone @Slugath0re]

@cerealwarz You want me to... cut u a mullet?

[stale bone @Slugath0re]

@bb_teeth Will never get over this

[stale bone @Slugath0re]

@cerealwarz I hate how well I can hear this in my head

[stale bone @Slugath0re]

Should I be worried ?

[stale bone @Slugath0re]

I have hidden my jug of olive oil from my housemate because they’ve had over 2 ltrs in less than a month. What.

[stale bone @Slugath0re]

I am eating a plain bagel before doing a presentation so that I have something to inevitably puke up immediately after :)

[stale bone @Slugath0re]

@bb_teeth I thought u didn’t watch drag race omg

[stale bone @Slugath0re]

someone’s math tutor

[stale bone @Slugath0re]

I spoke to a maths tutor at a house party full of hippies on sat who told me planetary movements control the stock market and that we are kept away from dolphins through laws and propaganda because they are smarter than us and telepathic

[stale bone @Slugath0re]

@cerealwarz Except u have a whole car to punch with! Silly person

[stale bone @Slugath0re]

@cerealwarz You shoulda given them a nice lil bop w the car like that video where someone pops out of a bin in a mask and gets punched

[stale bone @Slugath0re]

sometimes I am having a bad day and then I remember that the goblin king’s name is “jareth”

[stale bone @Slugath0re]

Is it bad that I wanna buy a dickies boiler suit just so I can post a pic with the caption dick(ies) girl

[stale bone @Slugath0re]

I laughed, no one else did.

[stale bone @Slugath0re]

today in an ethics lecture the hypothetical teen who contracted an STI for a dilemma was called “Donna Rhea” was this a gonorrhea joke?