Prime Kev

7 Figure Crypto | JPEG Community Member 🫡 | Lowkey Building (Dev)

[Prime Kev @SlumpGodKev]

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[beeple @beeple]

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[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

MrBeast just bought a $920 million fintech for what’s almost certainly less than $200 million. And that’s not even the interesting part.

Beast Industries is valued at $5 billion. Step raised $500 million and hit that $920 million valuation in 2021 before the fintech downturn cratered neobank multiples across the board. An app with 7 million users, FDIC insurance through Evolve Bank & Trust, and a Visa card program already in production, picked up at a fire sale.

That distribution math is what makes this interesting. Step spent years paying $3 per referral and cutting deals with Charli D’Amelio to acquire users one at a time. MrBeast can do a single video and drive more signups in 48 hours than Step generated in its first six months. When your marketing channel has 600 million followers across platforms, your customer acquisition cost drops to near zero. For context, the average consumer banking app CAC runs $100 to $300 per user. MrBeast’s is effectively the cost of one YouTube video amortized across millions of signups.

Feastables already proved this model. Build a consumer product, attach MrBeast’s distribution engine to it, and watch it become the most profitable business line in the entire company, more profitable than the YouTube channel and the Prime Video show combined, according to leaked pitch docs. Step is the same playbook applied to financial services, except instead of building from zero, he’s buying 7 million existing users and a licensed banking platform. The revenue ceiling per customer in financial services is 10x higher than chocolate bars.

The timing tells you everything. Beast Industries took $200 million from BitMine, an Ethereum treasury company, in January. Filed trademark applications for “MrBeast Financial” listing crypto exchanges, lending, and payment processing in October. Now they’re buying a fintech with existing banking infrastructure and regulatory relationships. The acquisition gives them the licensed scaffolding to launch a full financial services platform without spending three years getting regulatory approval from scratch.

And here’s the part nobody’s pricing in. Step’s users are 13 to 18 year olds opening their first bank account. 88% of them say Step is their first. MrBeast’s core audience is the same demographic. Every user acquired here represents a first financial relationship, the one with the highest lifetime value in all of consumer finance, because the bank you open at 15 is the bank you’re still using at 30.

Chamath quote tweeted “We bought a bank” for a reason. A $5 billion distribution company just acquired a regulated financial platform at a fire sale valuation. The chocolate was the proof of concept. The bank is the business model.

[Prime Kev @SlumpGodKev]

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[Daniel @danielgothits]

This is 9/11 for uber drivers

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

To the stars!

@SpaceX & @xAI are now one company

[Bryce Greene @TheGreeneBJ]

What

[Greg Lukianoff @glukianoff]

I plan to badly abuse this knowledge

[Owari @OwariETH]

nigas be down 100 bands and turn into philosophers

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

Someone recorded a couple asleep in their @Tesla.

The funny thing is, the sleeping couple is statistically safer than the driver filming on their phone while driving in the rain.

[Cole Grinde @GrindeOptions]

Chamath doesn’t believe that SpaceX will IPO this year but rather do a reverse merger with $TSLA.

[Grayscale @Grayscale]

"Transfer that energy, compress it into an artificial intelligence model. Take that model all over the place to use it."

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[GameStop @gamestop]

$4 in store credit

[Prime Kev @SlumpGodKev]

I need to tap in with AI more it seems

[Frank ☼ Bach @zendadddy]

we will now see the gap widen between talkers and doers.

[Bitcoin Teddy @Bitcoin_Teddy]

🇺🇸 JAMIE DIMON, CEO OF CHASE, GOES ON NATIONAL TV AND SAYS:

"CRYPTO IS BETTER THAN THE CURRENT FINANCIAL SYSTEM!" THE "EXPERIMENT" PHASE IS OVER.

THIS IS THE PIVOT OF THE CENTURY 🔥

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

Just hit up my coke dealer at 5am and he said due to "War in Venezuela" he's charging me $25 more wtf

[Prime Kev @SlumpGodKev]

Swear most of my followers are bots smh how do I get rid of them

[Prime Kev @SlumpGodKev]

Might have to rebrand my whole account I heard X raised creator payouts