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It's a portmanteau

[Slunt @Sluntuyo]

Like fuckin clockwork

[Sana Ebrahimi Ledene @SanaELedene]

Since yesterday I’ve been grilling my husband about the Flydubai incident. He’s a commercial pilot. I threw every conspiracy at him until he snapped.
His exact words: “People already calling this fake is insane.”

So here’s what he said about the three dumbest theories.

1- “How did anyone get into the cockpit? The door locks from the inside.”
There’s a door-release switch right next to the pilot. He can unlock it from the flight deck. Once it’s released, people on the other side can shove it open and get in. Locked does not mean sealed forever.

2- “Why didn’t the oxygen masks drop?”
This isn’t a movie. Masks don’t fall because something scary happened. They deploy only if cabin pressure drops. A steep descent, even a violent one, does not automatically dump cabin pressure. No pressure loss, no masks. Simple as that.

3-“How did people reach the cockpit if the plane was nose-diving?”
“Nose dive” does not mean the jet was vertical. It was pitched down, not at 90 degrees. That attitude doesn’t pin you in your seat. It throws you forward, toward the cockpit. If you get up, you’re not fighting the dive. You’re being shoved down the aisle faster.

That’s it. Not a film. Not a hoax script. Just how the airplane actually works.

[Slunt @Sluntuyo]

@SanaELedene The video from inside kinda puts the nosedive lie to rest tho

[MattsGottaKnow @MattsGottaNo]

How did the sock get covered in blood but not the shoe? Honestly if you believe this shit you are a complete moron.

[Nostra, House of Gold @Nostre_damus]

How fake do you want it to sound?

Yes

[.joe @picklesepp]

Und natürlich trifft der "Held" aus dem #flydubai-Incident #Netanyahu super schnell. So schnell, dass er sich nicht mal umziehen konnte. Sein Shirt noch voller Blut der "Angreifer". Und Netanyahu hatte halt grad Zeit.

Leute. Ehrlich. 😂 #Israel

[The Rationalist @Rationaliztwt]

Hasan busts out the infographic- talking to Emma Vigeland, Hasan shows timeline depicting how malicious "liberal" accounts work in coordination w/ MAGA to perpetuate a falsely framed narrative.

Started with a @fauxstonox tweet, ended with @KenPaxtonTX.

https://t.co/NQserr8M76

[adri ♡ @socialistadri]

Hasan Piker on why he decided to speak at UT Austin:

"I think it's important to show face in spite of the barrage of attacks and sometimes because of the attacks. If we buckle under pressure, if we cave to people issuing death threats, we're setting a bad precedent.

And if I do that, then how can I expect others to also continue to courageously protest against Israel's actions, protest against ICE, protest against the student endowments going to nefarious industries?

So, I think we should not be ashamed, knowing full well that we're the moral majority. I think we should continue pushing through until we see those necessary changes."

[Iran Embassy in Zimbabwe @IRANinZIMBABWE]

Hi. No, everyone realized we had staged it.

[Clipping Wings @ClippingWings]

Emma Vigeland says the consultant class are traitors to our democracy because they are prioritizing their careers over defeating fascism

Emma: I cannot believe there's any outrage about claiming that after months of Sarah Longwell saying that you hated women and that you hated America

Hasan Piker: They sound like Steven Crowder

Emma: Yeah, but she's a literal Republican. Sure, she has some sort of consulting agency that's apparently trying to get Democrats elected this cycle. But that's the whole problem. The consultant class are the problem.

[Daniel 🦔 @DanielW_Kiwi]

The best sociopath of all fiction

[Slunt @Sluntuyo]

They're like "antisemitism is rising" and then you look at the report and it's like a Jewish student being served watermelon in a cafeteria what the hell lmao

[Andrew Mercado @AndrewMercado]

@n1ghtkitten @IRL_Darius I think this account should be added to Hasan’s lawsuit

[maria | fig🇩🇴 @figtion]

my parasociality is out the wazoo rn

[Louis Riel @theGhostOfRiel]

A visualization of the coordination between the anti-hasan liberals and the anti-hasan republicans on messaging around the James Talarico clip.

[Slunt @Sluntuyo]

@banderoudmurt Abstracting literally everything for no benefit was my life for like 6 years

[alco ⊢ ꙮ @qualiascript]

i don't think ive ever seen someone tweet some bullshit like this without it turning out their "business" is automating spam email delivery

[ROY @roy_is_living]

@NiklausFuller If you cant extract sufficient value from someone working standard hours you may just not be a good people manager

[Isi Breen @isaiah_bb]

This is why nobody actually knows if antisemitism is really a “rising tide” or not, and that’s an intentional consequence of the ADL’s behavior.

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

Jailing another country's president for breaking US law while refusing to hold the US president accountable for breaking US law is strange.