Sam Lurie

In the game of chess, you can never let your opponent see your pieces

[Sam Lurie @Slurieeee]

@GolfTravelerJoe @TSA @Delta Last time I flew JetBlue my Vokey 54° became a Srixon pitching wedge. No idea how that even happens

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Get this man at wide receiver immediately

[Eddie Danaher @DDeathSquadd]

The sword is deadliest in calm hands.

I love this dude #UFC322

[Sam Lurie @Slurieeee]

@bmase_22 @Steve_Perrault Would honestly love to see a book quantifying sports fan pain and suffering throughout the eras and finding out which fan base had it the worst 😂😂

[Tor Books @torbooks]

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[Sam Lurie @Slurieeee]

@bmase_22 @JumboHart Smh wrong TE

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@bmase_22 @JumboHart How much on the pats today 👀

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@ArrenWells @DragonsteelBook @BrandSanderson Yep same here

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

BEST TEAM MOST TITLES @isjanosnba

[Sam Lurie @Slurieeee]

@AndrewDoxy NBA’s own definition doesn’t mention it

[Sam Lurie @Slurieeee]

@bmase_22 @Jared_Carrabis It better be bro or this misery is for nothing 😂😂 need to lock up Casas and ownership needs to pony the fuck up down the road for being cheap now

[Sam Lurie @Slurieeee]

@maynardgang Oh no way, it aligned with political affiliation? I am so surprised!

[JJ Redick @jj_redick]

Derrick White is an All-Star

[CJ Fogler 🫡 @cjzero]

Sabrina hits a three, pukes, and heads back out there

[NotBurtButBrett @DatBeasterbunny]

@BallParkBuzz This take is so bad I’m blocking you

[Sam Lurie @Slurieeee]

The better than revenge lyric change is bullshit

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@myfriendgarrett This looks like a 1980s yearbook photo and I’m here for it

[Sam Lurie @Slurieeee]

@TheDevinDrouin You started drinking when you were 13ish, you haven’t stopped, therefore it is never too early since it is continuous