Chris Theorin

I like to geek it up... but not too much

[Chris Theorin @SlurpTheo]

#2FA #fail

"That's amazing. I've got the same combination on my luggage."

https://t.co/u0rJSq2ho6

[IntellectualDorkWeb @Intel_Dork]

I live in a Van Gogh down by the river!

[MLB Network @MLBNetwork]

Ichiro singled to begin the third MLB game of his career in 2001, raising his average to .300 (3-10 AB).

His average never dipped below .300 again. Ever. 👑

[Sabres Banners @BannersSabres]

#TheSolutionIsStillInTheRoom

[Fliff @fliff]

Me at work today the day before Thanksgiving:

[Noah Bergren @NbergWX]

8PM EDT: This is nothing short of astronomical. I am at a loss for words to meteorologically describe you the storms small eye and intensity. 897mb pressure with 180 MPH max sustained winds and gusts 200+ MPH. This is now the 4th strongest hurricane ever recorded by pressure on this side of the world. The eye is TINY at nearly 3.8 miles wide. This hurricane is nearing the mathematical limit of what Earth's atmosphere over this ocean water can produce.

[Colin McCarthy @US_Stormwatch]

This isn’t getting nearly enough attention.

Phoenix may have just experienced the most extraordinary heatwave in American history.

The city endured 21 consecutive days of record-breaking high temperatures, shattering the previous record of 14 days set in Burlington, Iowa, during the Dust Bowl Era in 1936.

Today marked the first day since September 24th that Phoenix didn’t hit a new record high. Truly mind-blowing.

[Colin McCarthy @US_Stormwatch]

Hurricane Milton's minimum pressure has dropped to the infamous sub-900 mb mark, with a central pressure of 897 mb, making it the 5th most intense hurricane in Atlantic history by central pressure.

A monster Category 5 storm with sustained winds of 180 mph and gusts to 225 mph.

[Joanna Maciejewska @AuthorJMac]

You know what the biggest problem with pushing all-things-AI is? Wrong direction.
I want AI to do my laundry and dishes so that I can do art and writing, not for AI to do my art and writing so that I can do my laundry and dishes.

[TodayInSports @TodayInSportsCo]

wow.

[Out of Context Simpsons Couch Gags @OOCCouchGags]

RIP James Earl Jones

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Sesame Street did some really great shit back in the day. This is pure gold. Enjoy.

https://t.co/ldmXBDwpiF

[Curiosity @MAstronomers]

'Not flat, we checked' - NASA

[Amazing Maps @amazingmap]

U.S. Counties Where Life Expectancy Exceeds 80 Years

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

this isn’t even the best lie detector gag in the Simpsons!

[College Basketball Report @CBKReport]

Number of Olympic Medals won by each college 🥇

[Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpsons1]

Don't worry, I have a plan.

I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to “speed” around the city, keeping it's “speed” over fifty. And if it's “speed” dropped, it would explode.

I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down".

#Simpsons

[Travis Miller @travismillerx13]

For everyone wondering what the track and field Olympic medal count looks like 😏🇺🇸 #ParisOlympics

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

Who did this, and how much do I owe you?

[Octavio Medina @octavio_medina]

Portugal sharing the boat with Qatar and North Korea