Constitutional Kitten

Sharper than a British knife

[Constitutional Kitten @SlurpinSteve]

@benshapiro A rabbit puddle

[Constitutional Kitten @SlurpinSteve]

@MattWalshBlog Curb Your Enthusiasm

[Michael Knowles @michaeljknowles]

A play in three acts:

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

By the way, the United States is responsible for almost none of the plastic in the ocean. 60 percent comes from Southeast Asia. 95 percent comes from Asia and Africa combined. That leaves 5 percent split between every western country. Your straw is not a problem.

[U.S. Secret Service @SecretService]

In Remembrance: Special Agent Nole E. Remagen. This week the U.S. Secret Service lost one of America’s finest. We ask for your thoughts and prayers for his family, friends and colleagues. Forever Worthy of Trust and Confidence. More: https://t.co/bv2V4XKZFs

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Arrest him. https://t.co/Md4qgzFlrH

[Constitutional Kitten @SlurpinSteve]

Where is the link to the Trump Campaign? Kittens know that the Russians hacked the DNC. #RussianShowTrial https://t.co/s4TEeum3jI

[Andrea Mitchell @mitchellreports]

Rod Rosenstein announces DOJ indictment of 12 Russian spies for hacking the DNC during the 2016 campaign. 1st direct link to Kremlin in Mueller probe. All 12 are members of GRU Russian military intelligence

[Constitutional Kitten @SlurpinSteve]

Peter Strzok is part of the rat pack. Kittens like us gotta eat🐱 https://t.co/hVB1QtkIsq

[Andrew Klavan @andrewklavan]

All right, that's it. I'm heading for the Bat Cave to get my suit on.

[Constitutional Kitten @SlurpinSteve]

Judge Catanaugh being a good little kitten 🐱 #SCOTUS https://t.co/Vyc4SAISzR

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

I can't stop it from overflowing! WHAT DO I DO?!

[Constitutional Kitten @SlurpinSteve]

@Gavin_McInnes https://t.co/PdCxwzofNH #ponyspace

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

A vote for Democrats in November is a vote to let MS-13 run wild in our communities, to let drugs pour into our cities, and to take jobs and benefits away from hardworking Americans. Democrats want anarchy, amnesty and chaos - Republicans want LAW, ORDER and JUSTICE!

[Byron York @ByronYork]

Abolish ICE? In new poll, 69% say no (78% of Republicans, 59% of Democrats, and 73% of independents). https://t.co/4yJmvVwJrE

[The Darkest Timeline Numbersmuncher @NumbersMuncher]

It took just sixteen days for this tweet to blow up in Trump's face

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Did you know:

According to Pew research 7/10 Americans think social media companies are censoring political opinions and opposing viewpoints

[Constitutional Kitten @SlurpinSteve]

@Gavin_McInnes twitter is blocking all of your tweets making me a sad kitten

[Constitutional Kitten @SlurpinSteve]

@JeffFlake 🤨🙁 https://t.co/knNgSqoKlS

[Max Tani @maxwelltani]

Jeff Flake was absent for a series of senate votes on Monday. Instead, he was in New York meeting privately with the heads of MSNBC and (on Tuesday) CNN.

https://t.co/BioybgLi2W

[Constitutional Kitten @SlurpinSteve]

@thehill Meow - Democats are showing their true colors - Meow 🐱

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

"Something that actually works" meaning catch-and-release and full citizenship for virtually all illegal immigrants, presumably https://t.co/43M7kPwfbw