Slatch

Just a Slatch who loves Slurping Slushies

Guitarist, Philosopher, Gamer, Sports Fan, Mustache Connoisseur, Movie Critic
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EST. 1996

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Sublime’s new album ‘Until The Son Explodes’ is fronted by Jakob Nowell, the son of original frontman Bradley Nowell who passed away in 1996.

This is the group’s first album in 30 years.

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Big interview tomorrow (my 70th)

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Black Ops 7 Succckkkksss

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About to blow off some some steam

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I’ll be the last to say “Get Help”… I AM THE HELP. It’s doesn’t even have to be religious rhetoric. You matter to me and I’m not going to let you fight your demons alone

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You don’t hate me you hate yourself.

How can you ever love a man if you can’t love yourself? Respect yourself. Stop asking for gifts you don’t deserve.

A real woman works for what she wants

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I miss the old you. She made me want to be a good man and when I fucked up I was worried to let her down.

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If this makes you sad and uncomfortable then GOOD. Everyone on here is just going to coddle you. Weakness celebrating weakness. I’m trying to PUSH YOU

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Work for positive reinforcement. Drop this depressed egirl fassad. Make a real living and a difference in this world

put on something pretty, say something funny, and TELL THE TRUTH TO YOURSELF

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I don’t care if I got zero or a million likes a tweet.. none of this shit is real and you only matter with your actions, not the shit you talk or the fake personas you have to keep up with. Who tf are you trying to impress anyway lol

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She’s still in there, locked inside her own cage. I believe in her. I miss HER. Virtuous and full of self respect and kindness, and CLASS.

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I don’t feel a damn bit sorry for you. You should be MORE depressed than you are. You’re not virtuous. You’ve lost all sense of yourself. And you’re not sorry, you pretend to be proud.

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Fuck no you’re not going to find the love your life on Twitter moron! Get off your lazy ass and stop feeling sorry for yourself and acting like the world owes you something

Go in public and show people who you are and it will workout

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I would rather get run over by a garbage truck and die than to be an eboy

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Some of yall girls are wayyyy cringe like wtf are you doing and saying. It’s not cute it’s pathetic and weird

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I love video games as much as the next guy but I’m not about to make it my entire personality life. What are you gonna be telling your grandkids?

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@lifeoffae We can share my Chicken/Bacon on toasted flatbread, provolone, mustard, jalapenos, lettuce??

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How can people with WARRANTS walk around UNBOTHERED and not SCHIZOPHRENIC