Andrew Slush

Intellectual property of a wannabe BBQ cookout Dad.
Commissioner of my Fantasy Football league.
I blow shit up for a living.

[Andrew Slush @Slush_A_Claus]

Darko won more rings than Melo. Never ever, ever, forget that.

[thedealsguy @thedealsguy_]

Looking for your kids to have some fun? 📦

Bouncy houses are currently more than 50% off at Walmart and these will sell out!

BE QUICK DO NOT MISS MASIVE CLEARANCE.

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[Andrew Slush @Slush_A_Claus]

I only know of one man that can protect our ducks from the Haitians

[Michigan Panthers @_PanthersUFL]

We believe it ‼️🙌

Go off, @jakebates30 🦵

(via @Slayer916_ / @woodwardsports)

[Andrew Slush @Slush_A_Claus]

3rd grade we had a US states and capitals test. I got 100% A+ of course. A couple kids wrote the capitals on the correct back part AND inside the states. 150% A++. 50 fucking percent extra? Fuck that. I’m still fucking upset. That wasn’t part of the test, and you got a whole 50%

[Andrew Slush @Slush_A_Claus]

I’ll never forget the time, at a friend’s house where we started a fantasy draft Madden Franchise. We meticulously drafted a fantastic roster built around Tim Tebow as our franchise QB.

He broke some vertebrae in the first preseason game. Out for career. RIP.

[Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️ @christopherrufo]

This is haunting: A doctor at a major children's hospital explains how puberty blockers shut down a child's hypothalamus, which controls emotions, sexuality, and the aesthetic sense.

"To shut down that system is to shut down what makes us human."
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[Daily Wire @realDailyWire]

It’s the movie they really don’t want you to see: #WhatIsAWoman?

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[Andrew Slush @Slush_A_Claus]

New Year's Eve. Christmas Eve. Kid Quill Album Release Eve. Top 3 Eve's in no particular order

[Quilleon @KidQuill]

New album. Midnight.

[Quilleon @KidQuill]

My new album ‘GOOD PEOPLE’ out on May 26th 🤝

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

The bill to ban TikTok is absolutely terrifying. It gives the government the ability to go after anyone they deem as a national security risk at which point they can access everything from their computer to video games to their ring light.

This is a Patriot Act for the internet.

[Andrew Slush @Slush_A_Claus]

If you're on city streets and the car in front of you is swerving a lot... they're not drunk, they are avoiding potholes. They are fantastic drivers. Follow them. That's #PureMichigan

[Andrew Slush @Slush_A_Claus]

"what if they're wrong" "what if I'm wrong" "what if he/she's wrong" "what if they're right?"

If you can't answer these types of questions when discussing/thinking about issues/events/situations, then you aren't open minded enough to have a seat at the table.

[Andrew Slush @Slush_A_Claus]

It's as if everyone never communicates they already watered the plants, so each side tries harder to water the garden. And the plants slowly die because there is just zero collaboration nor accountability.

[Andrew Slush @Slush_A_Claus]

"True conservatives protect civilization; true liberals care for the vulnerable; true libertarians fight for freedom"

We're having major issues with the balance between all three. Many people will not actually listen, but will only seek their own confirmation bias.

[Andrew Slush @Slush_A_Claus]

This in turn, creates a significantly larger gap in viewpoints on how our society should govern, live, parent, and function. Our society is being pulled apart from within, and although people say they care...it feels as though they are the ones that pull harder.

[Andrew Slush @Slush_A_Claus]

"I'm just a heartbroke millennial, stubborn individual
We was just kids when the world went from analog to digital
Yeah, we knew life without a phone
I'm not tryna prove you wrong, I'm just tryna put you on"

[Andrew Slush @Slush_A_Claus]

"But I cannot complain though
I don’t mind the rain though
Even in a hurricane, I’ll be in the same boat
Fighting with the same folks
Sharing all my raincoats
If you talking ‘bout me start with the good parts
Cause I got all the love for you"

[Andrew Slush @Slush_A_Claus]

@pNauticExpress My company uses Flame Spray Pyrolysis in order to manufacture mixed-metal oxide nanopowders that require transparency, durability and heat resistance for a wide variety of sectors.

"I blow shit up for a living" is a truthful "joke"...much like most of my social media presence.

[Grace 🌾 @graceisforyou]

The WHOLE POINT in being against vax passports is not bc we care about going to gyms or restaurants. The POINT is that we should never ever ever submit to a social credit system in which the government gets to decide what behaviors merit total access to society. DO YOU GET IT??