Simon’z Slut

I WANT THAT CONVICT COOKIE!!!
23, wasian, anti-censorship, I always repost nsfw so IWC, send me stuff on my strawpage if u wanna, anything, idc

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BLOODYMARY FICLET BELOW (TW: Voyeurism, coercion/dubcon{?} Read at your own risk, hope you enjoy my first ever RGCU/Iron Lung fic, I havent written in like more than a decade lol)

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@projecthailpup Thank youuuuu :3

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@SiezerW I giggle every time I see him hit the

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occurs, they find Rocky, find Tau Ceti gather the Taumeoba, make the astrophage and after a long, hard debate on whether they should send said astrophage home, Simon convinces them not to. They head to Erid, where they live their lives unsure if Earth is fine, uncaring and happy.

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I love Bloodymary on the Rocks :3 #myedit

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and accidentally lets it slip after Grace is spoken to by Stratt that he’s the only other person able to make the trip. Simon figures out after finding Grace’s earth stress ball that they forced him, and he sneaks aboard the Hail Mary, taking the trip with Grace. Movie’s plot(2)

[Wraith @Wraithillustrat]

Okay repost hopefully the images appear #bloodymary

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@Mathew_Vana @Mat_Vana @thedemoncherri Eeeeeexactly. Unblocked you just to write this out, and you’re dead silent. Who’s the retard now.

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@Mathew_Vana @Mat_Vana @thedemoncherri Also, if you need me to give you the definition on cordial since words are very, very hard for you to understand, just lmk 👍

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@kopkl @nikkie_mrs @Mat_Vana @thedemoncherri And not one image there does the child with her own child look HAPPY. Idiot.

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@Kekekikekikikeh @thedemoncherri @Mat_Vana Show me where they lost any argument when the point Mat is trying to make is that a rape baby should be born out of a vulnerable child just for it to be put into a statistically abusive system because the child obviously cannot love a baby caused by her rape.

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@Mathew_Vana @Mat_Vana @thedemoncherri Let’s play a game, Mathew, and in this I’m you and you’re me. Let’s say, you tell me that the stupid reply someone gave was justified because I’m being a jackass off rip. Let’s then say that I start calling you every slur in the book! Who in that hypothetical is the cordial one?

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@projecthailpup Fair point, I just wonder wtf any of what they’re writing means lmfao like is this some kind of humor I just don’t get or is it not funny and kinda weird??? My brain is melting every time I try to picture the thought process

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And if I said Colt Seavers and Ryland Grace what then

[BLOZ @tldn40]

I love this dynamic 🙏🙏🙏

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@lynx_stalker @xingsbaobei GUH

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Grace trying to get his students interested in his science lesson by making it into a show, but then he smells Mary Jane in the front row-

[Gaga Daily @gagadaily]

Lady Gaga’s reaction to someone smoking in the front row 😭

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Seeing this after being told my stuffs been stolen was so amusing I snorted out loud-

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Simon echolocating in his sleep, Grace thinks it’s the cutest thing ever but when he tells Simon in the morning Simon almost combusts with embarrassment.

[No Cats No Life @NoCatsNoLife_m]

Breaking🚨 I have decided cats have the cutest voices on Earth

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@prjkt_artemis Wait til you find out how you pronounce versus type out the word queue… I’ll give you a hint, only ONE letter actually is said.

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@Mat_Vana @thedemoncherri I’ll stop insulting you when you can go one fucking tweet without calling me a slur you crybaby bitch little rapist, I have been more than cordial with your low IQ having ass for AN ENTIRE THREAD, you have yet to stop projecting and being a god forsaken hypocrite, BLOCKED :D