Slut Benwalla

There's sex, there's fucking and there's making love. I do all three at the same time.

[Slut Benwalla @SlutBenwalla]

Some days you're the hammer, and some days you're the nail. And some days you're the stud on top of which all of that is happening.

[Slut Benwalla @SlutBenwalla]

I really want one of those chocolate butthole molds for Valentine's Day. Ladies?

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A broken cock is still right twice a day.

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I swipe left. Then I swipe right. Then left. Right. Left. Right. Left. Right, right right. Left, left, right. All of this on your clit.

[Slut Benwalla @SlutBenwalla]

I told a girl that I’ve been trying to have sex with her for ten years. She said, “I didn’t feel anything.” #dadjokes

[Slut Benwalla @SlutBenwalla]

@evasurga You're perceptive.

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@MegaplexSA This is the hottest protest. I wish someone would protest on me.

[Slut Benwalla @SlutBenwalla]

@evasurga Guilty as charged.

[Men's Thoughts @Males_Thoughts]

Today is #NationalSendNudesDay

RT to spread awareness

[Slut Benwalla @SlutBenwalla]

Is it #TittyTuesday already?????

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Female fans of furries are going to rub one out tonight. #IntoTheWoods

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Picture my penis. Wrong. Stranger.

[Slut Benwalla @SlutBenwalla]

If you’re used to eating cold Pop-Tarts, the first time you heat one up is like the first time you have sex without a condom.

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Have you ever met someone that makes you want to just run home and masturbate the rest of the day?

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Right now mashups are the hot thing. I’m going to mash my penis up with your vagina.

[Slut Benwalla @SlutBenwalla]

You know it's going to be a good day when you wake up with your dick harder than the underwater level in NES Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

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I'm going to get the Gattaca surgery on my penis.

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This girl just lectured me about getting a PS4 over an Xbox One and my penis cumbusted [sic].