The Agenda of a Slut

Shameless, and open about it.

[The Agenda of a Slut @SlutDiary]

Guys with nice arms #CanGetIt

[The Agenda of a Slut @SlutDiary]

I hope you know that just because you're about to have a girlfriend, I'm still going to come over at 1 am to hook up.

[The Agenda of a Slut @SlutDiary]

Get over your ex and under someone else.

[The Agenda of a Slut @SlutDiary]

The fact that you hung out with another girl and THEN me (& lied about it) makes me want to vomit. I may be a slampiece, but I'm not gross.

[The Agenda of a Slut @SlutDiary]

It's super pathetic how hung up on that girl you are. Grow a pair.

But still fuck me tomorrow.

[The Agenda of a Slut @SlutDiary]

Seriously. Just got home from your house. You need to move the fuck on from your ex.

[The Agenda of a Slut @SlutDiary]

I'm proud to say that I carry myself professionally & in a classy way when I'm in public.

[The Agenda of a Slut @SlutDiary]

Oh well. I'm the one that's at your house every other day to hook up. I should tell your little girlfriends that.

[The Agenda of a Slut @SlutDiary]

Girls go crazy over you; I don't understand why.

[The Agenda of a Slut @SlutDiary]

I understand I'm just your slampiece, but it wouldn't kill you to treat me better.

[The Agenda of a Slut @SlutDiary]

You can't spell "slut" without "psycho."

[The Agenda of a Slut @SlutDiary]

I realize we're only fuck buddies, but do not lie to me. You were with that fucking troll last night. #ew

[The Agenda of a Slut @SlutDiary]

Oh no no no. I think I'm getting feelings for my fuck buddy. Are you kidding me?

[The Agenda of a Slut @SlutDiary]

You know, your bedposts are just the right size for these handcuffs I have...

[The Agenda of a Slut @SlutDiary]

I do have a real life haha. I promise. It's not sex on my mind every single second of the day.

[The Agenda of a Slut @SlutDiary]

I'm just good at what I do. I'm not going to apologize for that. You're just a dead fish in bed. He's going to look elsewhere.

[The Agenda of a Slut @SlutDiary]

After we hooked up, he said, "I gotta admit, I'm a sex addict."

So basically he's me in male form. #ILoveIt

[The Agenda of a Slut @SlutDiary]

It's really hard having so many people that want to hang out.

[The Agenda of a Slut @SlutDiary]

Just told a hookup I'm sorry for his recent breakup with an ex. Wait I actually have emotions? Haha #FuckThat

[The Agenda of a Slut @SlutDiary]

I love dirty talk.