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@JungleWuv Holyyyyy that’s awesome! See you soon! That’s so crazy

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@JungleWuv What are you doing in Wisconsin? We’re in Appleton tomorrow!!

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@BeverlyRage You win

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@asawhatever Pack the car!

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@asawhatever Mine was like this too. First month I think?

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The one year old I nanny just walked me to her room, pointed at her crib and put herself down for a nap like what?

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Doing yoga in my friends big backyard when suddenly their neighbor starts blasting Down Under and doing a call and response to the lyrics

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All I have to do today is mushrooms

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@devotron Sameeeee I think it’s ptsd from having to go back to school
Holidays too

[queefwellington @SlutPraising]

It’s just that I love you like a brother not a step brother

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I’ve already made myself a large portion of spaghetti today

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A doc series about how fucking cool mushrooms are and a Paris Hilton cooking show…..Netflix gets me

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O wow we here at Candy Ambulance just got to pay ourselves from tour for the FIRST TIME!

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Had to pull over and shit on the side of a 4 lane highway today💋 #celiacs #glutened

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Once, a girl commented some mean shit on a picture of me playing guitar and it escalated to me posting my address like, “come fight me” and then we switched to dm, are both queer, bonded and eventually met up to play @CAH

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@silasmishler Ah omg no thanks for saying that. It’s wild and it happens all the fucking time. Upside is it’s usually older dudes and the clocks ticking. In a way, its amusing. this dude has no clue how sweet life is when you’re genuine and vulnerable. Go hide behind your bullshit.

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Man who’s never left town talking over me about guitars and super confused why my band doesn’t play covers l AM OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE BITcH!!!!!

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@thrashhappy There’s so many of them around

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The fraternity on my street is blasting bikini kill

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@asawhatever True there were other people in there but what in the white trash hell?!?

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Help I’m recovering a repressed memory of being 11 and going to the Washington county fair and I paid to go into a tent with a “strong man” in it and part of his act was I stapled dollars to his bare back and he got to keep the dollars?!?!?!?!???