Slutty Confessions

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Periods are the devil. #sluttygirltruths

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Those days you think to yourself "I'm too perfectly shaved not to get laid" #SluttyGirlThoughts

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Just know no matter what, if you fuck me over I'll tell everyone you have a small penis. Whether its true or not. #SluttyNotSorry

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Mother Nature is such a cunt. #SluttyGirlTruths

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Everybody has a kinky side. #SluttyGirlTruth

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Put out or get out. #SluttyGirlMotto

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The texts I get from my bootycall are 100X more meaningful than the ones I get from you. #SluttyGirlTruths

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When you go to get in her pants, you'll realize she has a penis. #SluttyGirlTruths

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I've finally accepted the fact that I'll never be more than a bootycall to anybody. #SluttyGirlConfessions

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If you dont give head you may as well be a lesbian, no guy on this earth wants just a hand job. #SluttyGirlTruths

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Put out the first night, he wont talk to you again. Dont put out the first night, he still wont talk to you again. #SluttyGirlTruths

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I didn't ask how old he was until after we hooked up. That way I wouldn't feel as bad about myself. #SluttyGirlConfession

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You cant make time for me? Good thing your friend can (; #SluttyGirlWins

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You don't have to fall in love with me. I just wanna have some fun if ya naw what I mean ;) #SluttyGirlProblems

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Best way to make certain a guy never talks to you again? Give him blue balls. #SluttyGirlAdvice

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Ain't nothin worse than being D-prived. #sluttygirltruths

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I think I wanna try something new. like one of your best friends. #SluttyGirlConfessions

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You know God hates you when you get you're period over New Years. #SluttyGirlDepressions

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If I'm not extremely good friends with you, I'll gladly homewreck your relationship. #SluttyGirlProbz

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All I want for Christmas is your virginity. #GiveItUp #SluttyGirlWishes