Karley Sciortino

@Slutever

Hi! I’m a writer and host. Click the link for my s*x and relationships Substack (and to generally creep) 😏

Los Angeles, CA

Joined March 2009

589 Following

39.8K Followers

2.8K Posts

Karley Sciortino @Slutever

4 days ago

Women who sleep with men! Pls let me know - what qualities/behaviors do you think make a man good in bed? DM or email me and you will be kept anonymous. Include your age pls 😈💦[email protected]

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Karley Sciortino @Slutever

4 days ago

What three cross country drives taught me about the value of getting lost (like, metaphorically speaking) 🩵 https://t.co/X1nYS4jRFD

Slutever's tweet photo. What three cross country drives taught me about the value of getting lost (like, metaphorically speaking) 🩵 https://t.co/X1nYS4jRFD https://t.co/5ZO9IAyVEn

Slutever's tweet photo. What three cross country drives taught me about the value of getting lost (like, metaphorically speaking) 🩵 https://t.co/X1nYS4jRFD https://t.co/5ZO9IAyVEn

Slutever's tweet photo. What three cross country drives taught me about the value of getting lost (like, metaphorically speaking) 🩵 https://t.co/X1nYS4jRFD https://t.co/5ZO9IAyVEn

Slutever's tweet photo. What three cross country drives taught me about the value of getting lost (like, metaphorically speaking) 🩵 https://t.co/X1nYS4jRFD https://t.co/5ZO9IAyVEn

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Karley Sciortino @Slutever

9 days ago

In my opinion, the least fuckable people on earth are people who don’t ask questions. I meet these people all the time… and I’ve gone on far too many dates with them: https://t.co/kp8VFCRENr

Slutever's tweet photo. In my opinion, the least fuckable people on earth are people who don’t ask questions. I meet these people all the time… and I’ve gone on far too many dates with them: https://t.co/kp8VFCRENr https://t.co/rO7NUGfHdM

Slutever's tweet photo. In my opinion, the least fuckable people on earth are people who don’t ask questions. I meet these people all the time… and I’ve gone on far too many dates with them: https://t.co/kp8VFCRENr https://t.co/rO7NUGfHdM

Slutever's tweet photo. In my opinion, the least fuckable people on earth are people who don’t ask questions. I meet these people all the time… and I’ve gone on far too many dates with them: https://t.co/kp8VFCRENr https://t.co/rO7NUGfHdM

Slutever's tweet photo. In my opinion, the least fuckable people on earth are people who don’t ask questions. I meet these people all the time… and I’ve gone on far too many dates with them: https://t.co/kp8VFCRENr https://t.co/rO7NUGfHdM

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Karley Sciortino @Slutever

16 days ago

@imadethiswhile Ok hot take!

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Head over to https://t.co/RxSAvjPK2W for tour dates, comics & whatever else I’m working on. I like making stuff. IG, Threads & BlueSky: @pattonoswalt

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Karley Sciortino @Slutever

18 days ago

In the 90s people read the Atkins book and shunned carbs. Today, people read Sex at Dawn and shun monogamy: https://t.co/rM37HnH4IQ

Slutever's tweet photo. In the 90s people read the Atkins book and shunned carbs. Today, people read Sex at Dawn and shun monogamy: https://t.co/rM37HnH4IQ https://t.co/FObJJQwUds

Slutever's tweet photo. In the 90s people read the Atkins book and shunned carbs. Today, people read Sex at Dawn and shun monogamy: https://t.co/rM37HnH4IQ https://t.co/FObJJQwUds

Slutever's tweet photo. In the 90s people read the Atkins book and shunned carbs. Today, people read Sex at Dawn and shun monogamy: https://t.co/rM37HnH4IQ https://t.co/FObJJQwUds

Slutever's tweet photo. In the 90s people read the Atkins book and shunned carbs. Today, people read Sex at Dawn and shun monogamy: https://t.co/rM37HnH4IQ https://t.co/FObJJQwUds

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Karley Sciortino @Slutever

25 days ago

@elle_a_w I love describing it as boring lol

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Karley Sciortino @Slutever

25 days ago

As an elder millennial, I was raised to believe that 40 is basically the end of your life. But has 40 had a glow-up? https://t.co/M2Jj6Wsd4O

Slutever's tweet photo. As an elder millennial, I was raised to believe that 40 is basically the end of your life. But has 40 had a glow-up? https://t.co/M2Jj6Wsd4O https://t.co/2pjAd0txou

Slutever's tweet photo. As an elder millennial, I was raised to believe that 40 is basically the end of your life. But has 40 had a glow-up? https://t.co/M2Jj6Wsd4O https://t.co/2pjAd0txou

Slutever's tweet photo. As an elder millennial, I was raised to believe that 40 is basically the end of your life. But has 40 had a glow-up? https://t.co/M2Jj6Wsd4O https://t.co/2pjAd0txou

Slutever's tweet photo. As an elder millennial, I was raised to believe that 40 is basically the end of your life. But has 40 had a glow-up? https://t.co/M2Jj6Wsd4O https://t.co/2pjAd0txou

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Karley Sciortino @Slutever

25 days ago

@bonnieblithe 👏🔥👏

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Karley Sciortino @Slutever

25 days ago

@TGLASNV Congrats to you bb 😈🔥

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Karley Sciortino @Slutever

25 days ago

@pope_turrtur Not no

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Karley Sciortino @Slutever

25 days ago

@CristinCulver Phew

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Karley Sciortino @Slutever

25 days ago

@BruceLaBruce ❤️💦

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Karley Sciortino @Slutever

about 1 month ago

Do any women like threesomes or have we just been playing along out of cool-girl patriarchal brain rot? https://t.co/5jPh8yd7rg

Slutever's tweet photo. Do any women like threesomes or have we just been playing along out of cool-girl patriarchal brain rot? https://t.co/5jPh8yd7rg https://t.co/qxDMWzdrTY

Slutever's tweet photo. Do any women like threesomes or have we just been playing along out of cool-girl patriarchal brain rot? https://t.co/5jPh8yd7rg https://t.co/qxDMWzdrTY

Slutever's tweet photo. Do any women like threesomes or have we just been playing along out of cool-girl patriarchal brain rot? https://t.co/5jPh8yd7rg https://t.co/qxDMWzdrTY

Slutever's tweet photo. Do any women like threesomes or have we just been playing along out of cool-girl patriarchal brain rot? https://t.co/5jPh8yd7rg https://t.co/qxDMWzdrTY

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Karley Sciortino @Slutever

about 1 month ago

@SarahIronside6 He’s dressed like a rapist tbh

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Karley Sciortino @Slutever

about 1 month ago

@cherrydarling13 Yes, it can (annoyingly) be very revealing about oneself for sure!

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Karley Sciortino @Slutever

about 1 month ago

Is it possible to feel jealous and not lose your mind? As a recovered psycho girlfriend, this is the best advice I ever got… https://t.co/OabjwEW683

Slutever's tweet photo. Is it possible to feel jealous and not lose your mind? As a recovered psycho girlfriend, this is the best advice I ever got… https://t.co/OabjwEW683 https://t.co/nsrBZUSKTY

Slutever's tweet photo. Is it possible to feel jealous and not lose your mind? As a recovered psycho girlfriend, this is the best advice I ever got… https://t.co/OabjwEW683 https://t.co/nsrBZUSKTY

Slutever's tweet photo. Is it possible to feel jealous and not lose your mind? As a recovered psycho girlfriend, this is the best advice I ever got… https://t.co/OabjwEW683 https://t.co/nsrBZUSKTY

Slutever's tweet photo. Is it possible to feel jealous and not lose your mind? As a recovered psycho girlfriend, this is the best advice I ever got… https://t.co/OabjwEW683 https://t.co/nsrBZUSKTY

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Karley Sciortino @Slutever

about 2 months ago

@JamieBonkiewicz This

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Karley Sciortino @Slutever

about 2 months ago

@JustinLehmiller Interesting!

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Karley Sciortino @Slutever

about 2 months ago

91 men reveal their true preferences. Plus: how they compare to what women want (spoiler, it’s complicated) 😏 https://t.co/4kubMqrepF

Slutever's tweet photo. 91 men reveal their true preferences. Plus: how they compare to what women want (spoiler, it’s complicated) 😏 https://t.co/4kubMqrepF https://t.co/nkewZvRbBx

Slutever's tweet photo. 91 men reveal their true preferences. Plus: how they compare to what women want (spoiler, it’s complicated) 😏 https://t.co/4kubMqrepF https://t.co/nkewZvRbBx

Slutever's tweet photo. 91 men reveal their true preferences. Plus: how they compare to what women want (spoiler, it’s complicated) 😏 https://t.co/4kubMqrepF https://t.co/nkewZvRbBx

Slutever's tweet photo. 91 men reveal their true preferences. Plus: how they compare to what women want (spoiler, it’s complicated) 😏 https://t.co/4kubMqrepF https://t.co/nkewZvRbBx

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Karley Sciortino @Slutever

about 2 months ago

I’m sorry, but I don’t believe anyone’s ever cum thinking about how their boyfriend is a good listener: https://t.co/ZAm11ewjdI

Slutever's tweet photo. I’m sorry, but I don’t believe anyone’s ever cum thinking about how their boyfriend is a good listener: https://t.co/ZAm11ewjdI https://t.co/7MRLr64SAV

Slutever's tweet photo. I’m sorry, but I don’t believe anyone’s ever cum thinking about how their boyfriend is a good listener: https://t.co/ZAm11ewjdI https://t.co/7MRLr64SAV

Slutever's tweet photo. I’m sorry, but I don’t believe anyone’s ever cum thinking about how their boyfriend is a good listener: https://t.co/ZAm11ewjdI https://t.co/7MRLr64SAV

Slutever's tweet photo. I’m sorry, but I don’t believe anyone’s ever cum thinking about how their boyfriend is a good listener: https://t.co/ZAm11ewjdI https://t.co/7MRLr64SAV

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