Slutty Barbie

I may look like Barbie, but I smoke like Marley.

[Slutty Barbie @SlutttyBarbie]

If I remember this New Year.... well it'll be a first. #Drunky

[Slutty Barbie @SlutttyBarbie]

Drinking my problems away. I have LOTS of problems. #SlutttyB

[Slutty Barbie @SlutttyBarbie]

You're dating HER? Guess you never met me. #SlutttyB

[Slutty Barbie @SlutttyBarbie]

Who needs a boyfriend when I can have yours? #SlutttyBarbie

[Slutty Barbie @SlutttyBarbie]

I don't need a day like 'Thirsty Thursday' for an excuse to drink. I sip on that shit everyday! #SlutttyBarbie

[Slutty Barbie @SlutttyBarbie]

You can look but you can't touch. #HA #YouthoughtIwasserious

[العاصوف @AL_AASUF]

The less sober I am, the more letters I useeeeee. #vv #mc

[العاصوف @AL_AASUF]

Whoever says I can't multitask doesn't know my dating history. #vv #mc

[Slutty Barbie @SlutttyBarbie]

That awkward moment when youre hammered at the pre games..

[Slutty Barbie @SlutttyBarbie]

Warning: don't give alcohol to the slits.

[Slutty Girl Problems @sluttygrlprobs]

I hope my finals are as easy as I am. #sluttygirlproblems

[Slutty Barbie @SlutttyBarbie]

I spend all the money I earn on Drugs and Alcohol. #SluttyBarbie

[Slutty Barbie @SlutttyBarbie]

How am I supposed to tweet when my words keep spinning? #STOP #Damnyou