Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III

"Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile."

Lewd gay RP || Multiship || Mindors DNI

[Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III @SluttyFishbone]

"This is Berk. . ."

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third, Dragon Rider

🐉 Lewd RP Account
🐉 Bi, Hard Gay Lean
🐉 Verse Switch
🐉 Multiship

[Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III @SluttyFishbone]

@FIIREMILF . . .

Okay 👉👈

[Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III @SluttyFishbone]

@FIIREMILF You underestimate how bad Zuko wants to suck it again.

[Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III @SluttyFishbone]

@FIIREMILF If you send me outside I'll just make Zuko come keep me warm.

[Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III @SluttyFishbone]

@FIIREMILF Already knew that 😌

[Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III @SluttyFishbone]

@th3insomnisnack Well. If he insists.

[Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III @SluttyFishbone]

@FIIREMILF "Yeah, totally the wrong color. You should probably take it off.

Right now."

[V! @ascensioVence]

“You attract what you fear”

OH MY GOODDD BIG FAT UNCUT COCKS ARE SO SCARYY PLEASEEE

[Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III @SluttyFishbone]

// I owe several DMs, I promise I'll try to get to them soon, I've just been mentally all over the place 😭

[Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III @SluttyFishbone]

Maybe not. But some servants definitely heard them. He could just ask them.

[◤ 𝐨𝐳𝐚𝐢. ◢ 🏳️‍⚧️ @FIIREMILF]

Doesn’t prove anything 🙄

[Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III @SluttyFishbone]

That's about what he thought.

[◤ 𝐨𝐳𝐚𝐢. ◢ 🏳️‍⚧️ @FIIREMILF]

Oh shut up.

[Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III @SluttyFishbone]

Would Ozai rather have him publicly confirm that the fire lord is getting fucked by someone his son's age?

[◤ 𝐨𝐳𝐚𝐢. ◢ 🏳️‍⚧️ @FIIREMILF]

Sounds ridiculous.

[Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III @SluttyFishbone]

Easy, he gets on all fours and someone bends Ozai over him.

A totally plausible thing that totally happened.

[◤ 𝐨𝐳𝐚𝐢. ◢ 🏳️‍⚧️ @FIIREMILF]

…how does that even work?

[Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III @SluttyFishbone]

Can confirm.

He was the table.

[◤ 𝐨𝐳𝐚𝐢. ◢ 🏳️‍⚧️ @FIIREMILF]

Brb getting dicked down over a table rn.

[Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III @SluttyFishbone]

"You could at least have me in your contacts as 'the hot pervert' or something. I'd settle for 'the pervert who really likes dragons' or something, even."

[❥ ℍ𝕚𝕥𝕠𝕤𝕙𝕚 𝕊𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕠 @th3insomnisnack]

“It’s not rude if it’s true.”

[Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III @SluttyFishbone]

Wow.

Rude.

[Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III @SluttyFishbone]

// Working on a costume, gonna be pretty absent tonight.

[Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III @SluttyFishbone]

// Finally got my flu and covid shots, can't wait to ache all over tomorrow lol

[Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III @SluttyFishbone]

@th3insomnisnack // Aw shoot, not you too 😭

[Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III @SluttyFishbone]

His nights tend to be messy, especially if he doesn't have a hole to blow his load(s) in...